| 100% | SNARK | 5 | "'That's a great idea' is what I would have said if I had never heard an idea before in my life," e.g. |
| 34% | SAHL | 4 | Satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 34% | SAHL | 4 | Political satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 31% | BLEATS | 6 | What you hear in this conversation: "Nice weather we're having today." "Ewe said it. Get it? I said 'ewe'!" "Ugh, that pun was awful." "You mean ... it was baaad?" |
| 30% | MRDARCY | 7 | To whom it is said, “I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry” |
| 30% | CANT | 4 | "___ argue with that!" (what you may say after being presented with a great idea) |
| 30% | ERMA | 4 | Bombeck who wrote If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits? |
| 29% | NEO | 3 | "The Matrix" hero who said, "I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life" |
| 29% | SONNET | 6 | "O, never say that I was false of heart ...," e.g. |
| 28% | PITS | 4 | "If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries What Am I Doing in the ___?" (Erma Bombeck book) |
| 28% | COIN | 4 | "I have a head and a tail that will never meet. Having too many of me is always a treat. What am I?" |
| 28% | VEST | 4 | Subject of a Mitch Hedberg joke that ends, "If I had no arms, it would be a jacket." |
| 28% | GROUCHO | 7 | He said, "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others" |
| 28% | ERMA | 4 | "If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?" writer Bombeck |
| 28% | ALIBI | 5 | "I couldn't have robbed that bank, because I was at a crossword tournament," e.g. |
| 28% | INNUENDO | 8 | "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?," e.g. |
| 27% | NERO | 4 | Roman emperor who said before dying "What an artist the world is losing in me!" |
| 27% | NERO | 4 | Roman emperor who said before dying, "What an artist the world is losing in me!" |
| 27% | BEES | 4 | Parts of a business idea on Arrested Development that Gob says will "bring in honey" |
| 27% | WEAKNESS | 8 | Say what your greatest __ is in a job interview |
| 27% | EARTHA | 6 | Kitt who said, "A man comes into my life and I have to compromise? You must think about that one again" |
| 27% | HOOTS | 5 | What you hear in this conversation: "Good evening." "Good evening. Oh look, there's a mouse. I'll be right back." |
| 27% | HALE | 4 | Nathan who said "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country" |
| 27% | ANGIE | 5 | Girl's name said twice in a Rolling Stones hit before "When will those clouds all disappear?" |
| 27% | EATPRAYLOVE | 11 | Romantic drama in which Elizabeth Gilbert says, "I am having a relationship with my pizza" (3 wds.) |
| 27% | HIFI | 4 | "If I had a ___" (lyric before "Madam, I'm Adam" in "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Bob") |
| 27% | LANDOWNER | 9 | What a freed slave was to become in an 1865 order that was eventually overturned |
| 27% | ASTER | 5 | Flower that becomes a holiday if an E is added to the front |
| 27% | SOMETHINGSAFOOT | 15 | "I have an strange feeling that a mystery's in the air!" |
| 27% | TOUCHE | 6 | In fencing, an acknowledgement that a scoring hit has been made |