| 100% | WHY | 3 | "___ did the chicken cross the road?" |
| 95% | POLLOQUESTION | 13 | "Why did the chicken cross the road?," e.g., in Tijuana? |
| 95% | POLLOQUESTION | 13 | Why did the chicken cross the road?, e.g., in Tijuana? |
| 91% | ANTIJOKE | 8 | "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side," e.g. |
| 79% | ROAD | 4 | "Why did the chicken cross the ___?" |
| 77% | DID | 3 | "Why ___ the chicken cross the road?" |
| 77% | ROAD | 4 | "Why did the chicken cross the ___?" (classic joke cycle) |
| 72% | JOKES | 5 | One-liners, puns, and answers to why the chicken crossed the road |
| 72% | CROSS | 5 | "Why did the chicken ___ the road?" |
| 70% | UDDER | 5 | "Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the ___ side!" (punny riddle) |
| 69% | PUN | 3 | "A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion," for example |
| 68% | DARK | 4 | Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? "To get to the ___ side" |
| 68% | HELLO | 5 | "Why did Adele cross the road? To say ___!" |
| 65% | CROSSEDIT | 9 | What the chicken did to the road |
| 61% | SKELETON | 8 | "Why did the ___ cross the road? To get to the body shop" |
| 54% | PED | 3 | One crossing the road, for short |
| 53% | UTURNS | 6 | Cars do these 180s on the road |
| 53% | TOUR | 4 | Do gigs on the road |
| 53% | ELOPE | 5 | Do rings on the road? |
| 52% | EGG | 3 | Did it come before the chicken? |
| 51% | ROAD | 4 | What the chicken mysteriously crossed |
| 50% | EGG | 3 | Did it come before the chicken, or after? |
| 50% | GOBI | 4 | Desert crossed by the Silk Road |
| 50% | GOBI | 4 | Expanse crossed by the Silk Road |
| 50% | GREEN | 5 | When does a leprechaun cross the street? "When the light turns ___!" |
| 48% | BOOGIE | 6 | Get down, like grandma doing the funky chicken |
| 48% | NINETY | 6 | It's dangerous to do on the road |
| 48% | TYPES | 5 | What the Red Cross does with its donations |
| 47% | TOURS | 5 | What bands do when they're on the road |
| 46% | FUNKY | 5 | “Do the ___ Chicken” |