| 100% | DONTMINDME | 10 | "I'm not even here" |
| 77% | DONTMINDME | 10 | “Pretend I’m not here” |
| 71% | NOLIE | 5 | "I'm not even joking" |
| 67% | IGNOREME | 8 | "I'm not here!" |
| 65% | YOUTELLME | 9 | “I’m not the expert here” |
| 64% | IMONLYHU | 8 | "Nobody's infallible, not even me" |
| 60% | WORLDDOMINATION | 15 | Ambitious objective for, um, a total villain, not a human like me! How did this answer even get in here? *Nervous synthetic laugh* |
| 58% | COME | 4 | "Ready or not, here I ___!" |
| 58% | COME | 4 | "Ready or not, here I ___..." |
| 57% | RENTAL | 6 | I'm not buying it! |
| 56% | PEI | 3 | I.M. not sent through AOL? |
| 56% | YAO | 3 | Ming who does not make vases, as far as I know |
| 55% | SIZES | 5 | L and M, but not I, V, or C |
| 55% | AHEM | 4 | "Hello ... I'm right here" |
| 55% | LISTENTOME | 10 | "Hey, I'm talking here!" |
| 55% | NEWYORK | 7 | *“ ’Ey, I’m walkin’ here!” |
| 55% | AHEM | 4 | "Uh, I'm right here" |
| 55% | AHEM | 4 | "Hey! I'm right here!" |
| 54% | MAD | 3 | "I'm not ___, I'm just disappointed" |
| 54% | READY | 5 | "___ or not, here I come!" |
| 54% | READY | 5 | "___ or not, here I come ..." |
| 54% | HOO | 3 | "Yoo-___! I'm here!" |
| 53% | NOWAY | 5 | "Not even if you paid me!" |
| 52% | FROGINMYTHROAT | 14 | Why I'm not singing today |
| 52% | MOI | 3 | "Surely I'm not to blame?" |
| 52% | NOSERIOUSLY | 11 | "Really, I'm not kidding!" |
| 52% | ALAS | 4 | "__, I am not coop'd here for defence!": Shak. |
| 52% | LIE | 3 | "I'm not gonna ___ ..." ("Believe me when I say ...") |
| 52% | ADOCTOR | 7 | "I'm not ___, but I play one on TV" |
| 52% | OVER | 4 | "I'm not ___ it yet" ("It still bothers me") |