| 100% | NOLIE | 5 | "I'm not even joking" |
| 71% | DONTMINDME | 10 | "I'm not even here" |
| 64% | REALS | 5 | “For ___!” (slangy “I’m not joking!”) |
| 64% | IMONLYHU | 8 | "Nobody's infallible, not even me" |
| 63% | SRS | 3 | /___ (tone indicator meaning "I'm not joking") |
| 62% | SRS | 3 | Tone tag that means "I'm not joking" |
| 59% | KID | 3 | "I ___ you not..." ("I'm not joking") |
| 59% | YOU | 3 | "I kid ___ not!" ("I'm not joking!") |
| 57% | RENTAL | 6 | I'm not buying it! |
| 56% | PEI | 3 | I.M. not sent through AOL? |
| 56% | YAO | 3 | Ming who does not make vases, as far as I know |
| 55% | SIZES | 5 | L and M, but not I, V, or C |
| 55% | DOI | 3 | "___ look like I'm joking?" |
| 55% | DONTMINDME | 10 | “Pretend I’m not here” |
| 54% | MAD | 3 | "I'm not ___, I'm just disappointed" |
| 53% | NOWAY | 5 | "Not even if you paid me!" |
| 52% | FROGINMYTHROAT | 14 | Why I'm not singing today |
| 52% | MOI | 3 | "Surely I'm not to blame?" |
| 52% | NOSERIOUSLY | 11 | "Really, I'm not kidding!" |
| 52% | DOLLYPARTON | 11 | Country icon who said, “I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb. I also know I’m not blonde” |
| 52% | LIE | 3 | "I'm not gonna ___ ..." ("Believe me when I say ...") |
| 52% | ADOCTOR | 7 | "I'm not ___, but I play one on TV" |
| 52% | OVER | 4 | "I'm not ___ it yet" ("It still bothers me") |
| 52% | USED | 4 | "I'm not as young as I ___ to be" |
| 51% | ITSJUSTME | 9 | “Don’t worry, I’m not a burglar!” |
| 51% | MEH | 3 | "Honestly, I'm not too impressed" |
| 51% | JUSTYOUWAIT | 11 | "Oh, I'm not messing around!" |
| 51% | HIDEME | 6 | "Make sure I'm not seen!" |
| 51% | PUN | 3 | "My Zoom joke flopped … I guess it's not remotely funny," e.g. |
| 51% | EROSE | 5 | Not even |