| 100% | BEHINDBARS | 10 | "I merely agreed to serve beer at some pubs, and now I'm ___!" |
| 41% | ONICE | 5 | "I merely went skating at Rockefeller Center, and now I'm ___!" |
| 41% | DOINGASTRETCH | 13 | "I merely went to my yoga class, and now I'm ___!" |
| 36% | GROUNDHOWLING | 13 | "I'm a bit leery of dogs - it's unsettling to enter a yard and hear some ___ at me ..." |
| 35% | ATE | 3 | “I Accidentally ___ Some Chicken and Now I’m in Love with Harry Whittington” (Sharon Mesmer poem) |
| 34% | UPTHERIVER | 10 | "I merely paddled my canoe against a current, and now I'm ___!" |
| 34% | INTHEBIGHOUSE | 13 | "I merely bought myself a McMansion, and now I'm ___!" |
| 34% | INTHEBIGHOUSE | 13 | I merely bought myself a McMansion, and now I'm ___! |
| 33% | PINT | 4 | Beer serving, at a pub |
| 32% | PINT | 4 | Beer serving size, at a pub |
| 30% | EMBARGO | 7 | Take me back to pub and leave ban |
| 29% | ONTAP | 5 | Ready to be served, like beer at a bar: 2 wds. |
| 27% | TERMS | 5 | "I agree to the ___ and conditions" |
| 27% | RIGHTTURN | 9 | With 55-Down, sign at some corners, and a hint to four places in this grid |
| 27% | ALE | 3 | A drink similar to lager that is served at pubs |
| 27% | NITRO | 5 | Gas used to infuse some beer and coffee, for short |
| 27% | ALE | 3 | Beer at the pub |
| 26% | UNDERWATER | 10 | Mortgaged to the hilt and then some ... and where it's at |
| 26% | ITSALLYOU | 9 | "I'm handing this off now," and a phonetic description of the answers to the starred clues |
| 26% | STANDCORRECTED | 14 | I visited the podiatrist and now I … |
| 26% | KNOWTHEDRILL | 12 | I visited a dentist and now I … |
| 26% | DOSEQUIS | 8 | Beer brand whose logo hints at the answers to 17-, 19-, 38-, 43- and 61-Across |
| 26% | ALES | 4 | Draft beers at a pub |
| 26% | IRISH | 5 | Like some pubs and coffees |
| 25% | ALES | 4 | Some pub beers |
| 25% | SPOCK | 5 | TV character who said "Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them" |
| 25% | LOSTMYTOUCH | 11 | I visited the anesthesiologist and now I've … |
| 25% | CANIGETANAMEN | 13 | "Anyone agree with me?" and a hint to what's hidden in the starred answers |
| 25% | ALE | 3 | Served at a pub |
| 25% | NOTIPS | 6 | Policy at some bars and eating establishments |