| 100% | HADNT | 5 | "If I ___ been born a woman, I would certainly have been gay.": Skating gold medalist Dorothy Hamill |
| 32% | SNARK | 5 | "'That's a great idea' is what I would have said if I had never heard an idea before in my life," e.g. |
| 30% | VEST | 4 | Subject of a Mitch Hedberg joke that ends, "If I had no arms, it would be a jacket." |
| 30% | OBAMA | 5 | "I would have voted for ___ for a third term if I could" ("Get Out" line) |
| 29% | EEYORE | 6 | "Good morning, Pooh Bear. If it is a good morning. Which I doubt." speaker |
| 28% | JOEYCHEEK | 9 | 2006 gold medalist who's been a speed skating commentator for NBC's Olympic telecasts: 2 wds. |
| 28% | TARALIPINSKI | 12 | 1998 gold medalist who's been a figure skating commentator for NBC's Olympic telecasts: 2 wds. |
| 28% | OBAMA | 5 | "By the way, I would have voted for ___ a third time if I could" (Get Out quote) |
| 28% | BIKE | 4 | "If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a ___" |
| 28% | TEDTURNER | 9 | "If I had a little humility, I'd be perfect" |
| 28% | NET | 3 | Fishing mesh that you would want to have with you if you were stranded on a deserted island |
| 28% | FLOWER | 6 | If this is behind a woman's left ear, she's taken |
| 28% | PHONE | 5 | Satellite ___, communication device that you would want to have with you if you were stranded on a deserted island |
| 28% | SEEDS | 5 | Plant-growing necessities that you would want to have with you if you were stranded on a deserted island |
| 27% | WOOLF | 5 | Writer of the line “A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction” |
| 26% | DUH | 3 | I would have thought it was obvious |
| 26% | FOLKSONGS | 9 | "If I Had a Hammer" and "This Land Is Your Land," for two: 2 wds. |
| 26% | TESTATE | 7 | Having a will |
| 26% | FOXYBROWN | 9 | "I'll Be" rapper who has been a pioneer for women in hip-hop: 2 wds. |
| 26% | TESTATE | 7 | Having made a will |
| 26% | TESTATE | 7 | Having a valid will |
| 26% | REMISS | 6 | "I would be ___ if I didn't mention ..." |
| 26% | MORRISON | 8 | Nobel laureate who said "If I tried to write a universal novel it would be water" |
| 26% | TESTATE | 7 | Having left a valid will |
| 26% | PREGNANT | 8 | What a woman is when she has "a bun in the oven" |
| 25% | ANON | 4 | “I would venture to guess that ___, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman”: Virginia Woolf |
| 25% | WALT | 4 | I am considered a pioneer of the animation industry and I have won 22 Oscars |
| 25% | CHEER | 5 | "I don't know if there'll be snow, but have a cup of ___" |
| 25% | SPARROW | 7 | I'd rather be a __ than a snail, yes I would |
| 25% | RONALDREAGAN | 12 | U.S. president who was the first born in Illinois, the first to have been divorced, and the first to nominate a woman to the Supreme Court (2 wds.) |