| 100% | BERRA | 5 | "If you can't imitate him, don't copy him" speaker |
| 52% | GETTY | 5 | "If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars" speaker |
| 51% | HUM | 3 | What you can do if you don't know the words |
| 50% | HUM | 3 | What you can do if you don't want to sing along |
| 50% | ARIAL | 5 | If you don't like it, you can go to Helvetica |
| 48% | BLINDEYE | 8 | You can turn this if you don't want to see |
| 47% | NICE | 4 | "If you can't say anything ___, don't say anything at all" |
| 46% | GROUCHO | 7 | He said, "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others" |
| 46% | ALI | 3 | "It's not bragging if you can back it up" speaker |
| 45% | ALI | 3 | He said "It's not bragging if you can back it up" |
| 45% | CRIME | 5 | "If you can't do the time, don't do the ___" |
| 43% | TRAPPED | 7 | If you can't escape, then you're __ |
| 41% | MEAT | 4 | "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your ___?" (Line heard in Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall") |
| 41% | JOINEM | 6 | What to do if you can't beat the suckers |
| 41% | ASS | 3 | "If he don't love you anymore / Just walk your fine ___ out the door" (Lizzo lyric) |
| 40% | TYRESHOELACES | 13 | If you don't do this you might trip |
| 40% | PLEAS | 5 | Requests report, if you don't mind |
| 40% | DOMINOS | 7 | Game in which you "knock" if you can't make a move |
| 40% | LEFTOVERS | 9 | Save these for later if you can't eat it all now |
| 40% | INVITE | 6 | If you don't have one, you'll be crashing |
| 39% | EARSHOT | 7 | You can't hear if you're out of it |
| 39% | MADAM | 5 | You can't tell if she's coming or going |
| 39% | PLEASE | 6 | Asleep another way, if you don't mind |
| 39% | DAMNED | 6 | "___ if you do, ___ if you don't" |
| 39% | ALPO | 4 | Canned food you don't eat |
| 39% | CHINESECHECKERS | 15 | You can't enjoy this if you've lost your marbles |
| 39% | ORELSE | 6 | "... and you know what happens if you don't!" |
| 39% | SEE | 3 | What you can't do if you're blindfolded |
| 39% | PLEASE | 6 | Put pressure on contract, if you don’t mind |
| 38% | JOVE | 4 | You can swear by him |