| 100% | HENNYYOUNGMAN | 13 | "Take my wife, please" stand-up comedian: 2 wds. |
| 55% | HENNYYOUNGMAN | 13 | "Take my wife ... please!" comedian |
| 50% | PHYLLISDILLER | 13 | Stand-up comedian who said, "Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?" (2 wds.) |
| 45% | ALLRISE | 7 | "Everyone stand up" command in a courtroom: 2 wds. |
| 44% | AMYSCHUMER | 10 | Stand-up comedian who stars in "Snatched" and "Trainwreck" (2 wds.) |
| 44% | ONELINER | 8 | "Take my wife ... please!," e.g. |
| 43% | GROAN | 5 | Reaction to ''Take my wife, please!'' |
| 42% | WANDASYKES | 10 | Stand-up comedian who stars in "Bad Moms" and "The Hot Flashes" (2 wds.) |
| 42% | ABATH | 5 | Take ___ (wash up): 2 wds. |
| 41% | KRISTENSCHAAL | 13 | Stand-up comedian who stars in "A Walk in the Woods" and "All Nighter" (2 wds.) |
| 41% | WANDASYKES | 10 | Stand-up comedian who plays a fictionalized version of herself on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" (2 wds.) |
| 41% | RICHARDLEWIS | 12 | Stand-up comedian who plays a fictionalized version of himself on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" (2 wds.) |
| 40% | JIMGAFFIGAN | 11 | "Mr. Universe" stand-up comedian who plays Mr. Smee in "Peter Pan & Wendy" (2 wds.) |
| 39% | JIMGAFFIGAN | 11 | Stand-up comedian who voices Luca's father Lorenzo in "Luca": 2 wds. |
| 38% | HEATHLEDGER | 11 | Actor who sang Frankie Valli's "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" in a movie: 2 wds. |
| 37% | AGEONE | 6 | When some babies begin to stand up or walk (2 wds.) |
| 37% | SLIM | 4 | Will the real __ Shady please stand up |
| 37% | PHYLLISDILLER | 13 | Pioneering female stand-up comedian known for her fondness for fright wigs: 2 wds. |
| 36% | FREDDIEPRINZE | 13 | Stand-up comedian who played young mechanic Chico on "Chico and the Man": 2 wds. |
| 36% | LOUISCK | 7 | Stand-up comedian who created and stars in an award-winning FX series: 3 wds. |
| 36% | IMDYINGUPHERE | 13 | New Showtime series about stand-up comedians in 1970s Los Angeles: 4 wds. |
| 36% | HOWIEMANDEL | 11 | Former stand-up comedian and "St. Elsewhere" actor who has been a judge on "America's Got Talent" since 2010 (2 wds.) |
| 36% | ALI | 3 | "Hard Knock Wife" stand-up comedian Wong |
| 36% | ALAN | 4 | Stand-up comedian whose television credits include Celebrity Ding Dong and The Singer Takes It All |
| 35% | IFAT | 4 | "Can you please take over my shift, ___ all possible?": 2 wds. |
| 35% | NSYNC | 5 | "Tearin' Up My Heart" band: 2 wds. |
| 35% | SOLOACT | 7 | Stand-up routine, usually (2 wds.) |
| 35% | GETUP | 5 | Stand: 2 wds. |
| 35% | GETSUP | 6 | Stands: 2 wds. |
| 34% | EMO | 3 | Stand up comedian Philips, notable for his falsetto voice and the use of paraprosdokians |