| 100% | MOE | 3 | "The Simpsons" bartender who's prank called by Bart often |
| 59% | MOE | 3 | Tavern owner who's often prank-called by Bart Simpson |
| 51% | MOE | 3 | Bartender frequently prank-called by Bart Simpson |
| 48% | MOE | 3 | "The Simpsons" character who gets frequent prank calls from Bart |
| 48% | BABA | 4 | "___ O'Riley" (song by the Who that's often mistakenly called "Teenage Wasteland") |
| 45% | BART | 4 | Simpson boy who makes prank calls to Moe's Tavern |
| 43% | BART | 4 | Simpson who makes prank calls to Moe's Tavern |
| 43% | MOE | 3 | Bart Simpson's prank call victim |
| 42% | MOE | 3 | Frequent recipient of Bart's prank calls, on "The Simpsons" |
| 41% | ALAIN | 5 | Locke who’s often called the dean of the Harlem Renaissance |
| 39% | MOE | 3 | Victim of Bart Simpson's prank calls |
| 38% | MOE | 3 | Tavern owner who is a frequent victim of Bart Simpson's prank calls |
| 37% | MOESZYSLAK | 10 | Surly Springfield bartender who is the victim of frequent crank calls |
| 36% | MOE | 3 | Bartender who's a friend of Homer Simpson |
| 36% | DISCOSTU | 8 | "The Simpsons" character who often refers to himself in the third person |
| 36% | ABE | 3 | The Simpsons character who called crosswords "alphabet hotels, because each letter gets its own little room" |
| 35% | MOE | 3 | The Simpsons bartender |
| 35% | GEORGEGERVIN | 12 | NBA great who was often called the "Iceman" (2 wds.) |
| 35% | PRIEST | 6 | Member of the clergy who is called "father" by the mass |
| 34% | COWABUNGA | 9 | Slang word used by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Bart Simpson |
| 34% | BART | 4 | Boy on "The Simpsons" who's voiced by a grown woman |
| 34% | MOE | 3 | The Simpson's bartender that is a homophone for 27d |
| 34% | NED | 3 | "The Simpsons" character who often says "diddly" |
| 34% | COSMOKRAMER | 11 | Character played by Michael Richards in "Seinfeld", who is 32-Across's neighbor and is often called a "hipster doofus": 2 wds. |
| 33% | RANDMCNALLY | 11 | Country discovered by Bart Simpson on Lisa's globe |
| 33% | EDNA | 4 | "The Simpsons" teacher who was called Mrs. K |
| 33% | ARTCRITIC | 9 | Judge who's often in the gallery? |
| 33% | HOMER | 5 | The Simpsons character who says, "Beer. Now, there's a temporary solution." |
| 33% | AYCARAMBA | 9 | Spanish exclamation used by Bart on "The Simpsons": 2 wds. |
| 33% | FLORENCELAWRENCE | 16 | Hugely popular (yet barely known today) Silent Era actress who's often called "the first movie star" |