| 100% | ALARUM | 6 | "When the angry trumpet sounds ___": Shak. |
| 46% | SONICBOOM | 9 | Explosion heard when the sound barrier is broken |
| 46% | BRR | 3 | Sound made when feeling the cold |
| 46% | NOM | 3 | When tripled, the sound of eating |
| 45% | BOOM | 4 | Sound made when passing the sound barrier |
| 45% | BOOM | 4 | Sound made when breaking the sound barrier |
| 45% | NOM | 3 | When repeated, the sound of happy chewing |
| 44% | CHOO | 4 | When doubled, the sound of a toy train |
| 44% | SLURP | 5 | The sucking sound made when drinking a smoothie |
| 43% | BANG | 4 | Sound of an angry teen closing the door, maybe |
| 43% | SPLASH | 6 | Water sound when something hits the surface |
| 43% | THUD | 4 | Dull sound when something hits the floor |
| 43% | SONICBOOM | 9 | Noise heard when breaking the sound barrier |
| 43% | CLINK | 5 | Sound heard when the toast is ready? |
| 42% | BANNER | 6 | Bruce who turns into the Hulk when angry |
| 42% | BONK | 4 | Sound effect when the Stooges whapped each other |
| 42% | RAP | 3 | Sound heard when you're trying to contact the "other world" |
| 42% | EEK | 3 | Sound some people utter when spotting a cockroach in the bathroom |
| 41% | SPLAT | 5 | Cartoon sound made when something squishy hits the ground |
| 41% | BOOP | 4 | Funny sound made when poking someone on the nose |
| 41% | ENO | 3 | Creator of the "Microsoft sound" played when Windows 95 starts |
| 40% | AWS | 3 | Sounds often heard when showing pics of the newest member of the family |
| 40% | MYTH | 4 | "Bulls get angry when they see the color red," for one |
| 40% | TEXTS | 5 | Messages that, to some, sound angrier when punctuated with a period |
| 40% | MORTIMER | 8 | John —, author of novels Paradise Postponed and The Sound of Trumpets |
| 39% | MYTH | 4 | The "fact" that bulls get angry when they see the color red, e.g. |
| 39% | CHIRPS | 6 | Smoke detector sounds when the battery runs low |
| 38% | BLARES | 6 | Trumpet sounds |
| 38% | TOOTS | 5 | Trumpet sounds |
| 38% | BLATS | 5 | Trumpet sounds |