| 100% | CROSS | 5 | "Why did the chicken ___ the road?" |
| 100% | POLLOQUESTION | 13 | Why did the chicken cross the road?, e.g., in Tijuana? |
| 87% | POLLOQUESTION | 13 | "Why did the chicken cross the road?," e.g., in Tijuana? |
| 83% | ANTIJOKE | 8 | "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side," e.g. |
| 82% | WHY | 3 | "___ did the chicken cross the road?" |
| 74% | ROAD | 4 | "Why did the chicken cross the ___?" |
| 73% | CROSSEDIT | 9 | What the chicken did to the road |
| 71% | ROAD | 4 | "Why did the chicken cross the ___?" (classic joke cycle) |
| 71% | HELLO | 5 | "Why did Adele cross the road? To say ___!" |
| 70% | DARK | 4 | Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? "To get to the ___ side" |
| 69% | DID | 3 | "Why ___ the chicken cross the road?" |
| 68% | JOKES | 5 | One-liners, puns, and answers to why the chicken crossed the road |
| 67% | SKELETON | 8 | "Why did the ___ cross the road? To get to the body shop" |
| 64% | TOUR | 4 | Do gigs on the road |
| 64% | ELOPE | 5 | Do rings on the road? |
| 61% | UDDER | 5 | "Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the ___ side!" (punny riddle) |
| 59% | EGG | 3 | Did it come before the chicken? |
| 57% | DONLEMON | 8 | Why do none of the Fruit of the Loom characters ___-colored clothing? |
| 57% | EGG | 3 | Did it come before the chicken, or after? |
| 55% | UTURNS | 6 | Cars do these 180s on the road |
| 55% | GUN | 3 | Why did the sprinter get disqualified on Leap Day? "He tried to jump the ___" |
| 54% | BOOGIE | 6 | Get down, like grandma doing the funky chicken |
| 54% | NINETY | 6 | It's dangerous to do on the road |
| 53% | TOURS | 5 | What bands do when they're on the road |
| 52% | FUNGI | 5 | Q: Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? A: Because he's a ___ |
| 52% | FUNKY | 5 | “Do the ___ Chicken” |
| 51% | PUN | 3 | "A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion," for example |
| 49% | THURBER | 7 | Cartoonist who wrote the caption "Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?" |
| 48% | GROUCHOMARX | 11 | "Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!" |
| 48% | RUIN | 4 | On the road to ___ (doing badly) |