| 100% | NET | 3 | "Why do fish refuse to play basketball? Because they're afraid of the ___" |
| 34% | FUNGI | 5 | Q: Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? A: Because he's a ___ |
| 32% | SNAP | 4 | What a center will do to a football at the start of a play |
| 32% | TABKEYS | 7 | They're usually found to the left of Q's |
| 32% | ABCS | 4 | They're sung to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" |
| 31% | TINCANS | 7 | They're tied to the back of a married couple's car |
| 31% | ABCS | 4 | They’re recited to the tune of “Ah! Vous Dirai-Je, Maman” |
| 31% | MUSCLES | 7 | They're subject to the starts of 17-, 26-, 46- and 59-Across |
| 30% | CANS | 4 | They're sometimes tied to the back of a bride and groom's car |
| 30% | GILLS | 5 | They're found on the side of a fish's head |
| 30% | TACT | 4 | Sense of the right thing to do |
| 29% | WATERSKI | 8 | What to do when you're at the end of your rope? |
| 29% | UNITE | 5 | What Communists want workers of the world to do |
| 29% | LEARN | 5 | __ to do; get the hang of |
| 29% | DONLEMON | 8 | Why do none of the Fruit of the Loom characters ___-colored clothing? |
| 29% | ASPS | 4 | The snakes in Indiana Jones' "Why do they have to be snakes?" |
| 29% | DARK | 4 | Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? "To get to the ___ side" |
| 28% | MARXIAN | 7 | To do with the ideas of Karl Marx |
| 28% | HANG | 4 | Get the __ of; learn to do |
| 28% | OBOISTS | 7 | They usually play an A to tune the orchestra |
| 28% | FA{TALE}RRORS | 13 | They may lead to the blue screen of death |
| 28% | WORKLOAD | 8 | The amount of labor a person has to do |
| 28% | WASHERS | 7 | They have loads of work to do |
| 28% | SNAP | 4 | Start of a play to the quarterback |
| 28% | NATIONALANTHEMS | 15 | Many of them play at the Olympics |
| 28% | PLOTPOINTS | 10 | They're part of the story |
| 28% | BARNEY | 6 | "___ Miller," 1970s sitcom that had to let go of one of its main cast members, Abe Vigoda who played the role of Detective Phil Fish |
| 28% | GUN | 3 | Why did the sprinter get disqualified on Leap Day? "He tried to jump the ___" |
| 28% | ACTIII | 6 | When George sings "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?" in the play |
| 28% | DRACULA | 7 | Speaker of the line "Listen to them - the children of the night" |