| 100% | PIECE | 5 | *Fall Humor* What did the angry pie say to the plate? "You want a ___ of me?" |
| 47% | ACUTE | 5 | Q: What did the complementary angle say to the other angle? A: You're looking ___ today! |
| 47% | LAKE | 4 | "What did the trout say to his girlfriend? I ___ you a lot!" |
| 47% | RAISELOADSOFASH | 15 | What you have to do if you want to make a serious bid for king of the forest? |
| 42% | PATCHADAMS | 10 | Doctor who said of Robin Williams, "he was the only actor I wanted to play me, and I think he did a fabulous job." |
| 41% | HERE | 4 | *Fall Humor* What did the acorn say to the nosy squirrel? "There's nuttin' to see ___!" |
| 41% | GETCRACKING | 11 | Make a start, and what you might do to the ends of the starred answers |
| 40% | BACKUPTHETRUCK | 14 | "Wait, what did you just say?," or a hint to the circled letters in this puzzle |
| 40% | RAISEEMUP | 9 | Words before a toast, and what you can do to the ends of the starred answers |
| 40% | ELSA | 4 | The "you" of "Do You Want To Build a Snowman?" |
| 40% | BEATIT | 6 | Michael Jackson hit ... or what you can do to the start of each answer to a starred clue |
| 40% | LIKABLE | 7 | Having the qualities of someone you might want to get a beer with, say |
| 39% | GEL | 3 | What you want a jam session to do |
| 39% | NEXT | 4 | What a cashier says to the person at the front of the line |
| 39% | CHANGELANES | 11 | What you might do to pass on an Interstate ... or a phonetic hint to the starts of 18-, 28- and 50-Across |
| 38% | MOVEDOVER | 9 | Change a map of southern England? … or, when parsed differently, what you need to do to the answers to the starred clues |
| 38% | IMEXHAUSTED | 11 | What did the last gallon of gas say to the tailpipe? |
| 38% | POTOFGOLD | 9 | What is said to be found at the end of a rainbow |
| 38% | BISON | 5 | Q: What did the buffalo say to his boy when he left? A: ___ |
| 38% | DROPCAP | 7 | Large letter at the beginning of a paragraph, and what you must do to make sense of each starred answer |
| 38% | UNITE | 5 | What Communists want workers of the world to do |
| 38% | SPRINGHASSPRUNG | 15 | What did the shot suspension say to the strut? |
| 37% | EVE | 3 | "Killing ___," TV show starring Sandra Oh that featured a cover of the Taylor Swift song "Look What You Made Me Do" |
| 37% | END | 3 | What you don't want a good show to do |
| 37% | SPARECHANGE | 11 | What did the flat tire say to the lug nut? |
| 37% | FIVE | 4 | Half of a decade or the next number in a New Year's countdown (go to 34d to find out what you can do next year) |
| 37% | NICKI | 5 | Rapper with the line “If you want a Minaj, I got a tricycle,” to fans |
| 37% | WAY | 3 | "That's the ___ to go!" (what you might say when someone does a great job) |
| 37% | ABUSE | 5 | What some want to do to you, according to the Eurythmics |
| 37% | MILKS | 5 | What a farmhand does to the udders of a 43-Down |