| 100% | WALES | 5 | ... I'd send Inuits to ___ |
| 72% | SANCRISTOBAL | 12 | ... I'd send fortunetellers to ___ |
| 72% | ROANOKE | 7 | ... I'd send Hiawatha to ___ |
| 72% | SIOUXCITY | 9 | ... I'd send lawyers to ___ |
| 72% | THEALEUTIANS | 12 | ... I'd send magicians to ___ |
| 67% | VICKSBURG | 9 | ... I'd send cold sufferers to ___ |
| 67% | THEROCKIES | 10 | ... I'd send Sylvester Stallone to ___ |
| 67% | GREATFALLS | 10 | ... I'd send Chevy Chase to ___ |
| 66% | THEPOCONOS | 10 | ... I'd send the Three Stooges to ___ |
| 66% | THEPAMPAS | 9 | ... I'd send William F. Buckley to ___ |
| 66% | ESTONIA | 7 | ... I'd send Cheech and Chong to ___ |
| 66% | WATERLOO | 8 | ... I'd send the other plumbers to ___ |
| 66% | JOHNSTOWN | 9 | ... I'd send half the plumbers to ___ ... |
| 65% | INTERLAKEN | 10 | ... I'd send myself to the Swiss city of ___ |
| 64% | THEANDES | 8 | ... I'd send Mr. Garcia and Mr. Williams to ___ |
| 62% | ISLIP | 5 | ... and I'd send banana salesmen to ___, New York |
| 58% | DEMOTE | 6 | Send down notes, to me indirectly |
| 56% | PEI | 3 | I.M. sent to a construction site? |
| 56% | ILLGO | 5 | "Feel free to send me" |
| 55% | TOTEM | 5 | Symbol sent to me after time |
| 52% | TLC | 3 | Network that airs "Sex Sent Me to the ER" |
| 51% | YESLETS | 7 | "Why, I'd love to!" |
| 51% | YES | 3 | "Sure, I'd love to!" |
| 51% | AMENU | 5 | I'd like to see ___ |
| 51% | ANO | 3 | I'd like to buy ___ |
| 49% | DICTATOR | 8 | I'd act to overturn republican despot |
| 49% | CHERRYPICKING | 13 | I sent this crossword to 100 friends, and two of them really liked it! |
| 48% | ISAW | 4 | "Yeah, you sent that to me already" |
| 48% | DILL | 4 | Plant I’d return to students |
| 48% | ITOO | 4 | Hughes poem with the line "They send me to eat in the kitchen" |