| 100% | HUMP | 4 | ___ Day (Wednesday) |
| 100% | THURSDAY | 8 | Day after Wednesday |
| 98% | THU | 3 | Day after Wednesday: Abbr. |
| 98% | THU | 3 | Day after Wednesday, briefly |
| 95% | THU | 3 | Day after Wednesday, for short |
| 95% | TUE | 3 | Day before Wednesday, for short |
| 95% | HUMP | 4 | ___ Day (nickname for Wednesday) |
| 95% | HUMP | 4 | Wednesday, aka ___ day |
| 92% | ASH | 3 | ___ Wednesday (holy day) |
| 91% | THU | 3 | Day between Wednesday and Friday, for short |
| 91% | TUE | 3 | Day between Monday and Wednesday, for short |
| 90% | SHROVE | 6 | __ Tuesday, day before Ash Wednesday |
| 90% | ASH | 3 | ___ Wednesday (Christian holy day) |
| 88% | SHROVE | 6 | __ Tuesday, the day before Ash Wednesday |
| 88% | ASH | 3 | ___ Wednesday (first day of Lent) |
| 88% | ASH | 3 | ___ Wednesday (Christian day of fasting) |
| 88% | ASH | 3 | ___ Wednesday, first day of Lent |
| 85% | ASH | 3 | ___ Wednesday (the first day of Lent) |
| 85% | ASH | 3 | ___ Wednesday (observance 46 days before Easter) |
| 83% | ASH | 3 | ___ Wednesday (holy day of prayer and fasting) |
| 80% | ASH | 3 | ___ Wednesday (holiday that occurs 46 days before Easter) |
| 76% | ASH | 3 | ___ Wednesday (holy day that was on February 14 this year) |
| 76% | ASH | 3 | ___ Wednesday (observance that falls on Valentine's Day in 2024) |
| 69% | ASH | 3 | ___ Wednesday (day of fasting) |
| 69% | ASH | 3 | ___ Wednesday (day after 4d) |
| 67% | ASH | 3 | ___ Wednesday (day after Mardi Gras) |
| 64% | CAR | 3 | "A Wednesday ___," song by Johnny Cash that celebrates the third day of the week |
| 60% | MIDWEEK | 7 | Any Wednesday |
| 60% | LENT | 4 | 40-day period that starts on Ash Wednesday |