100% | ONELINER | 8 | “I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me,” e.g. |
82% | DADJOKE | 7 | "I used to hate my beard, but then it grew on me," e.g. |
39% | PUN | 3 | "I used to be a banker, but I lost interest," e.g. |
39% | PUN | 3 | Mae West's "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted," e.g. |
34% | ONELINER | 8 | Mitch Hedberg's "I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it," e.g. |
33% | HBO | 3 | "I have a show; it's on Max ... They used to call it ___, but people found that too popular" (Conan O'Brien quote) |
31% | HAIR | 4 | Slowly but surely, it grows on you |
31% | GROANER | 7 | "I had a joke about oil, but I'm still refining it," e.g. |
30% | DISCLAIMER | 10 | "I am not a doctor, but I play one on TV," e.g. |
30% | TODAY | 5 | It's supposed to end at midnight, but then it doesn't |
30% | DYE | 3 | It might be used to color your hair for Halloween |
30% | MAEWEST | 7 | "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted" |
30% | COMB | 4 | It's used to part hair |
30% | MUSTACHE | 8 | Facial hair grown on the upper lip |
30% | TED | 3 | He anonymously donates a wing to a hospital but then tells everyone about it, much to Larry's chagrin, on Curb Your Enthusiasm |
29% | CASHCROP | 8 | You know how I used to grow corn as a ___? ...
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29% | TRACTOR | 7 | Remember how I used to ride a ___ on a farm? ...
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29% | ABSENCE | 7 | They say it makes the heart grow fonder, but I've also heard it makes the heart to wander |
29% | DYE | 3 | It's used to darken or lighten hair |
29% | DOOWOP | 6 | It used to be sung on street corners |
29% | CHALK | 5 | It's used to write on a blackboard |
29% | KIMBRA | 6 | Singer featured on Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know" |
29% | SCTV | 4 | Candy used to be seen on it |
29% | CEL | 3 | Bugs used to be seen on it |
29% | MAE | 3 | West who said "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted" |
29% | WEST | 4 | Mae who said "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted" |
29% | SIDEBURNS | 9 | Facial hair grown from the ears down to the chin |
28% | IMPERFECTTENSE | 14 | Verb form in “I used to solve puzzles,” e.g. |
28% | WARPAINT | 8 | It may be used to put on a brave face |
28% | SHADOW | 6 | It's used to tell the time on a sundial |