| 100% | IMSCREAMING | 11 | “Nothing has ever been funnier than this” |
| 44% | MADAMSPEAKER | 12 | *Nancy Pelosi was the first person ever to have this title in Congress |
| 42% | GREATCODALMIGHTY | 16 | "This is the best fish I've ever had!" |
| 40% | NIL | 3 | This is nothing |
| 40% | SEED | 4 | Silene stenophylla produced the oldest - at about 32,000 years - one of these ever to have been successfully grown |
| 40% | MERE | 4 | Being nothing more than |
| 40% | ROONEY | 6 | Nine-decade actor, ''the best there has ever been'' per Olivier |
| 39% | MERE | 4 | Being nothing more than specified |
| 39% | QUIZSHOW | 8 | This could have been fixed |
| 38% | MERE | 4 | Being nothing more nor better than |
| 38% | BILLY | 5 | What's funny? Buh-Ha-Ha-Ha ... This Cartoon Network character who is friends with Grim and Mandy, has a unique laugh |
| 38% | ACLU | 4 | Anthony Romero is the Exec. Dir. of this org. which has filed more than 200 legal actions against Donald Trump's administration |
| 38% | ETHANE | 6 | The only hydrocarbon simpler than this one is methane |
| 38% | DISEASE | 7 | The remedy may be worse than this |
| 37% | EDGEOVER | 8 | Be slightly better than another, have the __ |
| 37% | GETWHALEWISHES | 14 | These may have been given to Ishmael? |
| 37% | ALPHABETICORDER | 15 | been have into put these What words |
| 37% | ANTE | 4 | You have to be upfront about this |
| 37% | ITSAMADMADMADMADWORLD | 21 | 1963 movie with the tagline "Everybody who's ever been funny is in it!" |
| 37% | SINCE | 5 | Ever ___ the crisis, banking sector has been careful |
| 37% | LEADSHOT | 8 | These bullets have been banned from EU wetlands |
| 37% | OUNCE | 5 | A jigger is bigger than this |
| 37% | TOPMAHER | 8 | *Be funnier than comedian Bill? |
| 36% | MERE | 4 | "It was nothing more than a ___ coincidence!" |
| 36% | NONE | 4 | This is worse than a bad excuse |
| 36% | GOODONE | 7 | "Ha, that was funny" |
| 35% | THOUSAND | 8 | This is the first number to have the letter "A" |
| 35% | AMIS | 4 | Martin whom Geoff Dyer elegized as “the most American English writer there has ever been” (May, 2023) |
| 35% | SILVER | 6 | Every cloud is said to have this lining |
| 35% | COMICS | 6 | On Sunday, these funny papers are in color |