| 100% | GAH | 3 | “Why is this happening to me?!” |
| 100% | AARGH | 5 | "Why is this happening to me?!" |
| 97% | GAH | 3 | "Why is this happening to me?!" cry |
| 69% | CANT | 4 | "I ___ believe this happened to me" |
| 65% | KNEW | 4 | "I just ___ this was going to happen!" |
| 64% | OHNO | 4 | "I can't believe this is happening to me!": 2 wds. |
| 62% | NOTAGAIN | 8 | "Why does this keep happening to me?!": 2 wds. |
| 61% | DOICARE | 7 | "Why are you bringing this up to me?" |
| 59% | WHATDOYOUMEANWE | 15 | "Hold on, why am I being dragged into this?" |
| 59% | MYCUFFRUNNETHOVER | 17 | Why I need to hem these pants? |
| 59% | EVERYTIME | 9 | "Ugh, this always happens to me!" |
| 57% | STORYOFMYLIFE | 13 | "This *always* happens to me" |
| 57% | STORYOFMYLIFE | 13 | "This ALWAYS happens to me" |
| 55% | PROTIP | 6 | "Let me tell you, this is how to do it" |
| 53% | DOICARE | 7 | "Why are you telling me this?" |
| 53% | TMI | 3 | "Why are you telling me this??" |
| 53% | INTHEAREA | 9 | "Well, I just happened to be ___ " |
| 53% | CIRCULARREASONING | 17 | Why was this chosen as today’s puzzle? Because it’s great! What makes it great? I mean, it was chosen for publication! |
| 52% | SO | 2 | "And this should matter to me ... why?" |
| 51% | EGS | 3 | I'm happy to say that there are none of these in this puzzle's clues! |
| 51% | ICANRELATE | 10 | "Same thing happened to me" |
| 51% | IKNOWTHEFEELING | 15 | ''Something similar happened to me'' |
| 51% | SAME | 4 | “That happened to me, too” |
| 51% | ARE | 3 | Happen to be |
| 51% | REGARD | 6 | "What is this in ___ to?" ("Why are you calling?") |
| 51% | LEGO | 4 | Brand name that happens to be Latin for "I read" |
| 51% | SEE | 3 | "Is this not exactly what I said would happen?" |
| 51% | SEE | 3 | “Is this not exactly what I said would happen?” |
| 51% | MIMS | 4 | "This Is Why I'm Hot" artist |
| 51% | STOLEN | 6 | This happened to the Mona Lisa in 1911 |