| 100% | ALDA | 4 | Actor Alan who wrote "If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look on My Face?" |
| 81% | ALDA | 4 | Alan who wrote the book "If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look on My Face?" |
| 80% | ALAN | 4 | Actor Alda who wrote the best-seller "If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look on My Face?" |
| 76% | ALDA | 4 | "If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look on My Face?" memoirist Alan |
| 73% | ALDA | 4 | Actor Alan whose third memoir is "If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look on My Face?" |
| 40% | SAHL | 4 | Satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 40% | SAHL | 4 | Political satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 38% | FORMALREQUESTS | 14 | "Would you pin on my corsage?" and "May I have this dance?"? |
| 36% | YEATS | 5 | Poet who wrote "I have spread my dreams under your feet / Tread softly because you tread on my dreams" |
| 36% | HATCHWATCH | 10 | "I have this duty on my farm / To look as chickens keep eggs warm" |
| 33% | MEL | 3 | Brooks who wrote, “If I cut my finger, that’s tragedy. Comedy is if you walk into an open sewer and die” |
| 33% | DANZA | 5 | Actor Tony who wrote the memoir "I'd Like to Apologize to Every Teacher I Ever Had: My Year as a Rookie Teacher at Northeast High" |
| 32% | ALDA | 4 | Actor Alan who wrote the memoir "Things I Overheard While Talking to Myself" |
| 32% | ALDA | 4 | Actor Alan who wrote the 2007 memoir "Things I Overheard While Talking to Myself" |
| 32% | COLINKAEPERNICK | 15 | He said, “To me, this is bigger than football and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way” |
| 30% | ERMA | 4 | Bombeck who wrote "Housework, if you do it right, will kill you" |
| 29% | SAMNEILL | 8 | Actor, wrote 2023 memoir Did I Ever Tell You This? |
| 28% | EGG | 3 | "I have ___ on my face" ("I'm so embarrassed") |
| 28% | THURBER | 7 | Cartoonist who wrote the caption "Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?" |
| 28% | MARX | 4 | "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others" quipper |
| 27% | GROUCHO | 7 | He said, "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others" |
| 27% | ROBLOWE | 7 | "The West Wing" actor who wrote the 2011 memoir "Stories I Only Tell My Friends": 2 wds. |
| 27% | EPPS | 4 | Actor Omar who has a recurring role on "This Is Us" |
| 27% | OMAR | 4 | Actor Epps who had a recurring role on "This Is Us" |
| 27% | NET | 3 | Fishing mesh that you would want to have with you if you were stranded on a deserted island |
| 27% | SYKES | 5 | Eric —, comedian-writer who authored 2005 volume of biography If I Don't Write It, Nobody Else Will |
| 27% | ERIC | 4 | & 8A Comedian-writer who authored 2005 volume of biography If I Don't Write It, Nobody Else Will |
| 27% | JOHNLEGEND | 10 | "All of Me" singer who performed "History Has Its Eyes on You" on "The Hamilton Mixtape": 2 wds. |