| 100% | SPAM | 4 | Any email that begins "Congrats, you've been selected …," probably |
| 40% | SPAM | 4 | Email that you probably shouldn't respond to |
| 37% | OCEANEYES | 9 | Billie Eilish hit song that begins "I've been watching you / For some time / Can't stop staring" (2 wds.) |
| 37% | OCEANEYES | 9 | Hit song by 30-Across that begins "I've been watching you / For some time / Can't stop staring" (2 wds.) |
| 36% | ADWARE | 6 | "Congratulations! You've been selected ..." program |
| 36% | SCAMS | 5 | What you should probably assume all unsolicited emails are |
| 35% | LITTLEWOMEN | 11 | Novel that begins "'Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents'" |
| 35% | ICRIED | 6 | Patti Page song that begins "It was winter when you told me you were leaving" |
| 34% | ICRIED | 6 | 1954 Patti Page hit that begins "It was winter when you told me you were leaving" |
| 34% | RAT | 3 | "The ___" (song by the Walkmen that begins "You've got a nerve to be asking a favor") |
| 34% | USSTATES | 8 | E is the only vowel that doesn't begin any of their names |
| 34% | SCAMS | 5 | Emails that tell you you've won the lottery, e.g. |
| 33% | KNUCKLES | 8 | You've probably been told not to crack these |
| 33% | AJA | 3 | Album that begins "In the corner of my eye / I saw you in Rudy's / You were very high" |
| 32% | LIGHTMYFIRE | 11 | 1967 hit that begins "You know that it would be untrue" |
| 32% | SPAM | 4 | Email that you might ignore |
| 32% | SPAM | 4 | Emails that might be blocked |
| 32% | OHO | 3 | "So that's what you've been up to!" |
| 31% | DRAFT | 5 | Email that hasn't been sent |
| 31% | SPAM | 4 | Email that you might filter out |
| 31% | STUPID | 6 | With 40-Across, Lady Gaga hit that begins, "You're the one that I've been waiting for / Gotta quit this crying" |
| 31% | SCAM | 4 | Message like "You have been selected to win $1,000!" probably |
| 31% | SPAM | 4 | Email that gets deleted before being read |
| 31% | PURPLERAIN | 10 | Prince hit song that begins, "I never meant to cause you any sorrow / I never meant to cause you any pain" (2 wds.) |
| 30% | SPAM | 4 | Email that may be removed by a filter |
| 30% | TAPS | 4 | Song that begins "Day is done" |
| 30% | UNREAD | 6 | Like emails that are in bold |
| 30% | SCAM | 4 | Email saying you've won a free trip to the Bahamas, probably |
| 30% | SPAM | 4 | Email that may be filtered to the Junk folder |
| 30% | SPAM | 4 | Email that might be filtered into a special folder |