| 100% | TWAIN | 5 | Author who said, "Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any" |
| 45% | SAHL | 4 | Satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 44% | SAHL | 4 | Political satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 44% | DRNO | 4 | Film character who says "The successful criminal mind is always superior. It has to be." |
| 43% | CHE | 3 | Who said "The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall" |
| 41% | ANI | 3 | DiFranco who said "Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right" |
| 41% | HYPHEN | 6 | It's handy if you have to break your word |
| 40% | WATSON | 6 | To whom it is said "You have a grand gift for silence …. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion" |
| 40% | RON | 3 | Character who says, "If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us too!" |
| 40% | RALPHNADER | 10 | Who said "Power has to be insecure to be responsive" |
| 40% | MALCOLM | 7 | Who said "If you're not ready to die for it, put the word 'freedom' out of your vocabulary" |
| 39% | HAVEL | 5 | President who said "If you want to see your plays performed the way you wrote them, become president" |
| 39% | ASK | 3 | "If you have any questions, feel free to ___" |
| 39% | AESOP | 5 | Whom Aristophanes is said to have ''read'' |
| 39% | LISP | 4 | Speech impediment whose name is hard to say if you have it |
| 38% | AAMILNE | 7 | Author who wrote "Weeds are flowers, too, once you get to know them" |
| 38% | INDY | 4 | Character who says, "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" |
| 38% | SLEEVE | 6 | You might be said to have an ace up this |
| 38% | CHOPRA | 6 | Who said "The less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers" |
| 37% | THOR | 4 | God who is said to have died alongside Jörmungandr |
| 37% | WHEN | 4 | What to say if your glass is full enough |
| 37% | ANNIEHALL | 9 | Title character who sings "It Had to Be You" |
| 37% | POINT | 5 | "What's your ___?" ("What are you trying to say?") |
| 37% | ALI | 3 | Who said "It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am" |
| 37% | LEAR | 4 | Who said "How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child!" |
| 37% | CSLEWIS | 7 | Author who wrote "Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again" |
| 37% | SIRI | 4 | If you ask it how much it costs, it might say “I strive to be invaluable” |
| 37% | FDR | 3 | President who said "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself": Abbr. |
| 37% | YODA | 4 | Film character who says "Named must your fear be before banish it you can" |
| 37% | YODA | 4 | Film character who says "Named must be your fear before banish it you can" |