| 100% | MOE | 3 | Bartender who's a friend of Homer Simpson |
| 55% | GAYLE | 5 | King who's a friend of Oprah |
| 53% | DAN | 3 | Castellaneta who's the voice of Homer Simpson |
| 50% | EZRA | 4 | Pound who was a friend of T.S. Eliot |
| 49% | CARL | 4 | Friend of Homer on "The Simpsons" |
| 46% | MOOCH | 5 | Tuxedo cat who’s a friend of 1-Across in the “Mutts” comic strip |
| 46% | LORCA | 5 | Poet who was a friend of Dalí |
| 45% | CATT | 4 | Carrie who was a friend of Susan B. |
| 45% | JUSTSAYNOME | 11 | Poor prompt to a friend who's been asked what the capital of Alaska is? |
| 45% | OLDCASTLE | 9 | John —, English Lollard leader, a friend of Henry V, who is reputedly the basis for William Shakespeare's character Falstaff |
| 45% | FROM | 4 | "Heard it ___ a friend who ... " (opening lyric of REO Speedwagon's "Take It on the Run") |
| 43% | NEAL | 4 | Poet Cassady who was a friend of Jack Kerouac |
| 43% | SLUGGER | 7 | Baseball player who hits a lot of homers |
| 43% | MOE | 3 | Homer Simpson's bartender |
| 42% | MONA | 4 | First name of Homer Simpson's mother |
| 42% | PORKCHOPS | 9 | One of Homer Simpson’s favorite meals |
| 42% | MOE | 3 | Homer Simpson's regular bartender |
| 42% | MOE | 3 | Homer Simpson's usual bartender |
| 42% | APU | 3 | Homer Simpson's Indian friend |
| 42% | NED | 3 | Homer Simpson's friend Flanders |
| 41% | DOH | 3 | Homer Simpson's cry of frustration |
| 41% | MOE | 3 | Tavern owner who is a frequent victim of Bart Simpson's prank calls |
| 41% | DAN | 3 | Actor Castellaneta who provides the voice of Homer Simpson |
| 41% | MOE | 3 | Szyslak, owner of Homer Simpson's local watering hole |
| 41% | DAISY | 5 | Mickey Mouse's friend and girlfriend of 6a who is mostly seen wearing a purple blouse and bow |
| 40% | NED | 3 | Friend of Homer |
| 40% | SELMA | 5 | One of Homer Simpson's gravelly voiced sisters-in-law |
| 40% | ZOLA | 4 | Novelist who was a childhood friend of Cézanne |
| 40% | LEE | 3 | Novelist who was a lifelong friend of Capote |
| 40% | NEMO | 4 | Young clownfish who's a friend to Dory |