| 100% | EYES | 4 | Beetle Bailey's are always hidden by his hat |
| 37% | ONKP | 4 | Where Beetle Bailey shouldn't be, per his 2006 re-enlistment contract |
| 31% | ORR | 3 | His #4 was retired by the N.H.L.'s Bruins |
| 30% | ONKP | 4 | Where Beetle Bailey can often be found |
| 29% | HASANAXETOGRIND | 15 | Is motivated by a hidden agenda |
| 29% | CRUSOE | 6 | His work was done by Friday |
| 29% | SANTA | 5 | His sleigh is pulled by reindeer |
| 29% | SARGE | 5 | Beetle Bailey's commander |
| 29% | SARGE | 5 | Beetle Bailey's boss |
| 29% | SARGE | 5 | Beetle Bailey's tormentor |
| 29% | SARGE | 5 | Beetle Bailey's bully |
| 29% | SARGE | 5 | Beetle Bailey's superior |
| 29% | SARGE | 5 | Beetle Bailey’s boss |
| 29% | HODGES | 6 | His #14 was retired by the Mets |
| 29% | SANTA | 5 | His sleigh is pulled by flying reindeer |
| 29% | ZERO | 4 | Beetle Bailey's dimwitted pal |
| 29% | SWAMPY | 6 | Beetle Bailey's base camp |
| 29% | PVT | 3 | Beetle Bailey's rank (Abbr.) |
| 29% | PVT | 3 | Beetle Bailey's rank: Abbr. |
| 29% | ARMY | 4 | Beetle Bailey’s military branch |
| 29% | PVT | 3 | Beetle Bailey's mil. rank |
| 29% | ONE | 3 | Song by Metallica that was inspired by Dalton Trumbo's "Johnny Got His Gun" |
| 29% | WEDNESDAY | 9 | "Ash ___," poem by T.S. Eliot which was written after his conversion to Anglicanism |
| 28% | ALI | 3 | His 1975 autobiography was edited by Toni Morrison |
| 28% | ARES | 4 | His chariot was drawn by fire-emitting horses |
| 28% | KAREEM | 6 | His number 33 is retired by the Lakers |
| 28% | PEROT | 5 | His companies were bought by GM and Dell |
| 28% | OTT | 3 | His number 4 was retired by the Giants |
| 28% | TORRE | 5 | His number 6 was retired by the Yankees |
| 28% | PUNKD | 5 | MTV's hidden-camera reality TV series hosted by Ashton Kutcher where celebrities were pranked |