| 100% | TELL | 4 | Children's educational magazine "___ Me Why?" |
| 44% | COMIC | 5 | Children's magazine |
| 44% | COMIC | 5 | Child’s magazine |
| 44% | COMIC | 5 | Child's magazine |
| 38% | NOTV | 4 | Child's ''Give me the remote'' punishment |
| 37% | APEA | 4 | "I Got ___" (silly children's song with the line "Why is everyone laughing at me?") |
| 36% | TELL | 4 | "___ Me Why" (Beatles tune) |
| 36% | ELMO | 4 | Tickle Me ___ (popular children's toy) |
| 35% | SAM | 3 | Children's writer McBratney best known for "Guess How Much I Love You" |
| 35% | THO | 3 | Tennyson's "You Ask Me, Why, ___ Ill at Ease" |
| 34% | ASK | 3 | "Can I ___ why?" |
| 34% | LITTLEEYE | 9 | I spy with my __; children's car journey favorite |
| 34% | BUS | 3 | "The Magic School ___," educational children's series |
| 34% | EBAY | 4 | Weird Al song that wonders, "Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee" |
| 33% | ABOVEMYPAYGRADE | 15 | "That's why you get the big bucks and not me" |
| 33% | ASK | 3 | "Don't ___ Me Why" (Billy Joel hit) |
| 33% | ASK | 3 | "Don't ___ Me Why" (Billy Joel song) |
| 33% | MILNE | 5 | Children's author who wrote "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day" |
| 33% | EDS | 3 | Magazine V.I.P.'s |
| 33% | EDS | 3 | Magazine V.I.P.s |
| 32% | GROUCHOMARX | 11 | "Die, my dear? Why, that's the last thing I'll do!" |
| 32% | GAY | 3 | Ellen's quote on a 1997 Time magazine cover, "Yep, I'm ___" |
| 32% | ASK | 3 | "Don't ___ Me Why" (Billy Joel hit song) |
| 32% | WHATISTHISABOUT | 15 | "Can you tell me why we're here?" |
| 32% | WHATISTHISABOUT | 15 | "Can you tell me why we're talking?" |
| 32% | EBAY | 4 | "Weird Al" Yankovic song with the lyrics "Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupée" |
| 32% | FROGINMYTHROAT | 14 | Why I'm not singing today |
| 32% | TWENTYEIGHT | 11 | I get why nett upset figure |
| 32% | HAST | 4 | "... why __ thou forsaken me?": Matthew |
| 32% | PTA | 3 | Our Children magazine org. |