| 100% | ADDISON | 7 | Chris —, comedian-actor; author of 2006 poetry volume Cautionary Tales for Grown-Ups |
| 33% | ROCK | 4 | Comedian Chris of "Grown Ups 2" |
| 31% | STEVIE | 6 | Author of the poetry volumes Harold's Leap and Not Waving But Drowning |
| 29% | OHANLON | 7 | Ardal —, Irish stand-up comedian and actor who authored novel The Talk of the Town |
| 29% | OHANLON | 7 | Ardal —, stand-up comedian and actor who authored 1998 novel The Talk of the Town |
| 28% | BELLOC | 6 | “Cautionary Tales for Children” author Hilaire |
| 28% | ABSE | 4 | Dannie —, author of poetry volumes Running Late and Ask the Bloody Horse |
| 28% | RIORDAN | 7 | Maurice —, author of poetry volumes Floods and A Word from the Loki |
| 27% | JOHNMONTAGUE | 12 | Author of volumes Drunken Sailor and Smashing the Piano; Ireland Chair of Poetry from 1998-2001 |
| 27% | ROCK | 4 | "Grown Ups" actor Chris |
| 27% | SETTERFIELD | 11 | Diane —, author of 2006 novel The Thirteenth Tale |
| 27% | OZEKI | 5 | Ruth ___, author of "A Tale for the Time Being" and "The Book of Form and Emptiness" |
| 26% | GEORGEORWELL | 12 | Author of the novels Nineteen Eighty-Four and Coming Up for Air |
| 26% | ADAM | 4 | Actor Sandler of the "Grown Ups" films |
| 26% | EMO | 3 | Stand up comedian Philips, notable for his falsetto voice and the use of paraprosdokians |
| 25% | POE | 3 | Author of macabre tales |
| 25% | BADDIEL | 7 | David —, comedian and author of novels Time for Bed and Whatever Love Means |
| 25% | SANDLER | 7 | Actor Adam of "Grown Ups" and "Grown Ups 2" |
| 25% | KETTLE | 6 | Liz —, author of 2006 novel Broken Biscuits |
| 25% | CHAUCER | 7 | Author of "The Canterbury Tales" |
| 25% | CHAUCER | 7 | Author of the Canterbury Tales |
| 25% | OHANLON | 7 | Ardal —, stand-up comedian-actor who authored 1998 novel The Talk of the Town |
| 24% | DINESEN | 7 | Author of "Winter's Tales," 1942 |
| 24% | EAPOE | 5 | Author of macabre tales, in brief |
| 24% | ATWOOD | 6 | Author of The Handmaid's Tale |
| 24% | SYKES | 5 | Eric —, comedian-writer who authored 2005 volume of biography If I Don't Write It, Nobody Else Will |
| 24% | ERIC | 4 | & 8A Comedian-writer who authored 2005 volume of biography If I Don't Write It, Nobody Else Will |
| 24% | SAVIANO | 7 | Roberto —, Italian author of 2006 non-fiction book Gomorrah |