| 100% | CARLIN | 6 | Comedian who said "In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem" |
| 50% | ADLAIESTEVENSON | 15 | He said "In America, anybody can be president; that's one of the risks you take" |
| 41% | GERALDFORD | 10 | "I guess it just proves that in America anyone can be president" |
| 40% | NIXON | 5 | Who said "When the President does it, that means it's not illegal" |
| 40% | JULIEHAGERTY | 12 | Actress who says "There's no reason to become alarmed ... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" in "Airplane!" (2 wds.) |
| 37% | MAEWEST | 7 | Who said "It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men" |
| 35% | ROE | 3 | Eggs that become fish in the future, say |
| 35% | FIELD | 5 | Sid —, comedian who starred in the 1940s films Cardboard Cavalier, London Town and That's the Ticket |
| 34% | FASSBINDER | 10 | Acclaimed German filmmaker who said, in 1974, “I think TV is the most important thing one can do” |
| 33% | ETTA | 4 | James who said, “People that can’t stand to listen to the blues, they’ve got to be phonies” |
| 33% | MRDARCY | 7 | To whom it is said, “I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry” |
| 32% | WARRENGHARDING | 14 | U.S. president who, in 1922, became the first president to have his voice transmitted on the radio (3 wds.) |
| 32% | YOUREMISSINGOUT | 15 | "That's a lost opportunity," and what can be said to the writer of four clues in this puzzle |
| 32% | SAIL | 4 | Compete in the America's Cup, say |
| 32% | JAYLENO | 7 | Comedian who wrote the kid's book "If Roast Beef Could Fly" (2 wds.) |
| 32% | OHIO | 4 | State that's said to be "high in the middle" |
| 32% | SPAM | 4 | Canned meat that's very popular in the Philippines |
| 32% | STUART | 6 | First name of an E. B. White character who says that “a misspelled word is an abomination in the sight of everyone” |
| 31% | TAFT | 4 | President who became Chief Justice of the Supreme Court in 1921 |
| 31% | LIZLEMON | 8 | Sitcom protagonist who says "I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich" |
| 31% | YALE | 4 | New Haven school that's the third-oldest university in America |
| 31% | NEO | 3 | "The Matrix" hero who said, "I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life" |
| 31% | BBC | 3 | ___ America (cable channel that airs "Doctor Who" in the US) |
| 31% | DAWES | 5 | Director of the budget who became U.S. vice president |
| 31% | BILLPULLMAN | 11 | Actor who played the U.S. president in "Independence Day" |
| 31% | AVEO | 4 | Chevy subcompact that became the Sonic in the U.S. |
| 31% | ZEKE | 4 | Farmworker who became the Cowardly Lion in Dorothy's dream |
| 31% | INDIA | 5 | Country that became the world’s most populous in 2023 |
| 31% | HEIR | 4 | ___ to the throne (prince who's next in line, say) |
| 31% | PATTONOSWALT | 12 | Comedian who voiced the lead role in "Ratatouille" |