| 100% | SAHL | 4 | Comic who declared "I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!" |
| 46% | PRYOR | 5 | Comic who said "I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells" |
| 44% | OCHS | 4 | Phil who sang "Love Me, I'm a Liberal" |
| 43% | NIXON | 5 | Who famously said "I'm not a crook" |
| 41% | MAE | 3 | West who said, "Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution" |
| 40% | AHAB | 4 | Fictional character who declares "Sleep? ... I do not sleep, I die" |
| 40% | ASIMOV | 6 | Writer who said "I am not a speed reader. I am a speed understander" |
| 40% | FRANK | 5 | American poet ___ O'Hara who authored "Why I Am Not A Painter" |
| 40% | MAGNETO | 7 | Comic-book character who is a radical mutant-rights advocate |
| 39% | SAHL | 4 | Comic who recorded a classic 1960s album at the hungry i |
| 39% | LOUISCK | 7 | Comic who said "The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself" |
| 38% | TABLET | 6 | I'm sensitive to touch, but I'm not a phone. I can display texts, but I'm not a monitor. Who am I? |
| 38% | EYRE | 4 | Fictional Jane who declares "I am not an angel" |
| 38% | JAYZ | 4 | Rapper with the line "I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man" |
| 37% | ITSJUSTME | 9 | “Don’t worry, I’m not a burglar!” |
| 37% | SHAW | 4 | Playwright who wrote "Walk! Not bloody likely. I am going in a taxi" |
| 37% | YAO | 3 | Ming who does not make vases, as far as I know |
| 37% | EEYORE | 6 | Kid-lit character who says, "It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it" |
| 36% | CHEAPSHOUT | 10 | "No, I'm not leaving a tip!"? |
| 36% | PAULAPOUNDSTONE | 15 | Stand-up comic who is a recurring panelist on "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me" |
| 36% | GIRAFFE | 7 | I'm a tall mammal who has a short sleep cycle |
| 35% | BAT | 3 | I'm a flying mammal who sleeps upside down |
| 35% | OCHS | 4 | "Love Me, I'm a Liberal" singer |
| 35% | OCHS | 4 | “Love Me, I’m a Liberal” folksinger |
| 35% | PALIN | 5 | Michael who sang "I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K." |
| 35% | OCHS | 4 | "Love Me, I'm a Liberal" folkie Phil |
| 35% | OCHS | 4 | “Love Me, I’m a Liberal” singer Phil |
| 35% | ONTV | 4 | "I'm not a doctor, but I play one ___" (old ad phrase): 2 wds. |
| 34% | DUCK | 4 | I'm a waterfowl who sleeps in a line with one eye open |
| 34% | GARDEN | 6 | I'm a green paradise where flowers bloom. Who am I? |