| 100% | IBEAM | 5 | Construction piece that describes what happens when you compliment me? |
| 40% | PILLOWTALK | 10 | "What happened when you sat on that whoopee cushion, Tarzan?" |
| 39% | PROPOSAL | 8 | What's happening when someone asks "Will you marry me?" |
| 39% | TIMEFLIES | 9 | What happens when you're having fun? |
| 37% | THEJOEWASONME | 13 | What happened when I spilled coffee? |
| 37% | SEE | 3 | "This is what happens when you don't listen!" |
| 33% | VAGUENESS | 9 | Quality that's often expressed when you utter the phrase "You know what I mean," or "sorta" or "about" |
| 33% | TEAR | 4 | What you shed when 34a happens |
| 32% | YODAGRITTED | 11 | What happened that time when a Jedi made noise with his teeth? |
| 32% | ARE | 3 | What you may have that I can't? |
| 32% | ARE | 3 | What you can take that I can't? |
| 31% | AMI | 3 | "Is that what you think of me?" |
| 31% | OHNO | 4 | What you would say when something bad happens: 2 wds. |
| 31% | OHREALLY | 8 | “Is that what you’d have me believe?” |
| 31% | SEE | 3 | "Didn't I tell you that would happen?" |
| 31% | BOTTLEEPISODE | 13 | "___? That's an instance of when I'm feeding you" |
| 30% | INDULGEME | 9 | "Pretend for a moment that you care what I want" |
| 30% | KITKATBARS | 10 | Chocolaty treats that you might "break me off a piece of" |
| 29% | TIMEFLIES | 9 | What happens when having fun |
| 29% | ALPS | 4 | "Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the ___" (censored The Big Lebowski quote) |
| 29% | RATS | 4 | "I hate when that happens!" |
| 29% | TOLD | 4 | "I ___ you that would happen!" |
| 28% | REVEAL | 6 | What most magicians choose not to do when asked "How the heck did you do that?" |
| 28% | RATS | 4 | "I hate it when that happens!" |
| 28% | SEE | 3 | "I told you that would happen!" |
| 28% | DIVORCE | 7 | What happens when a marriage has to end |
| 28% | WAR | 3 | What happens when language fails, per Margaret Atwood |
| 28% | YADA | 4 | When tripled, "You know what I'm sayin' …" |
| 28% | GOOD | 4 | “That’s what I wanted to happen!” |
| 28% | DONTQUOTEMEONTHIS | 17 | Mrs. B you'll die when you hear what happened to "me" this summer! |