| 100% | AREAMAN | 7 | Facetious subject of many articles in The Onion |
| 66% | AREAMAN | 7 | Facetious local subject in many articles in "The Onion" |
| 61% | SATIRES | 7 | Most articles in The Onion |
| 59% | BEAUTY | 6 | Subject of many articles in Allure and Seventeen |
| 52% | AREA | 4 | ___ man (frequent subject of articles in "The Onion") |
| 49% | WAR | 3 | Subject in Article I Section 8 of the Constitution |
| 48% | SATIRE | 6 | Article in The Onion, for example |
| 47% | AREAMAN | 7 | Frequent subject of headlines in The Onion |
| 47% | FUNNY | 5 | Like articles in The Onion |
| 46% | AFFAIRS | 7 | Subjects of many tabloid articles |
| 46% | UFOS | 4 | Subjects of many Skeptic articles |
| 45% | DIETING | 7 | Subject of many health magazine articles |
| 43% | MYSTERY | 7 | Word in the full title of Glass Onion |
| 43% | ROWERS | 6 | Subjects of "The Boys in the Boat" |
| 43% | OVERMONTHS | 10 | In the course of many weeks |
| 42% | EDSEL | 5 | Subject of the book "Disaster in Dearborn" |
| 42% | HUSKY | 5 | One of many running in the Iditarod |
| 42% | LSD | 3 | Cause of many trips in the 1960s |
| 42% | MACINTOSH | 9 | Subject of the book "Revolution in the Valley" |
| 42% | SEURAT | 6 | Subject of "Sunday in the Park With George" |
| 42% | DDAY | 4 | Subject of the book "Six Armies in Normandy" |
| 42% | POLIO | 5 | Subject of the 1954 Nobel Prize in Medicine |
| 42% | TESLA | 5 | Subject of the biography "Lightning in His Hand" |
| 42% | CORRIDA | 7 | Subject of Hemingway's "Death in the Afternoon" |
| 42% | DNA | 3 | Subject of the 1962 Nobel Prize in Medicine |
| 42% | HISTORY | 7 | Subject of the yellow questions in Trivial Pursuit |
| 42% | TULIP | 5 | Subject of an annual festival in the Netherlands |
| 42% | EVENT | 5 | One of many in the Olympics |
| 42% | SPORT | 5 | One of many in the Olympics |
| 41% | SEINE | 5 | Subject of many paintings made by Dutch artist Vincent van Gogh in 1886 |