| 100% | BOYLE | 5 | Frankie —, Glasgow-born stand-up comedian whose television credits include 8 Out of 10 Cats and Mock the Week |
| 44% | ALAN | 4 | Stand-up comedian whose television credits include Celebrity Ding Dong and The Singer Takes It All |
| 41% | CARR | 4 | Alan —, stand-up comedian whose television credits include Celebrity Ding Dong and The Singer Takes It All |
| 31% | BERNARDLEVIN | 12 | London-born journalist whose television credits included BBC TV satire show That Was The Week That Was |
| 30% | EMO | 3 | Stand up comedian Philips, notable for his falsetto voice and the use of paraprosdokians |
| 29% | JONCULSHAW | 10 | Impressionist-comedian whose television credits include Dead Ringers, Newzoids and 2DTV |
| 29% | LYNAM | 5 | Desmond —, television presenter whose credits include Match of the Day and Countdown |
| 28% | ROBROUSE | 8 | English comedian-actor whose television credits include Grownups and Upstart Crow |
| 28% | WHISKAS | 7 | Brand claimed to be preferred by 8 out of 10 cats |
| 27% | RUSSELL | 7 | Astrologer and television presenter whose books include The Real Counties of Britain |
| 27% | VEGAS | 5 | Johnny —, comedian born Michael Pennington whose credits include television sitcoms Dead Man Weds and Ideal |
| 27% | GRYLLS | 6 | Bear —, adventurer and television presenter whose books include Facing the Frozen Ocean and Born Survivor |
| 27% | ICKE | 4 | David —, former footballer and television presenter whose books include Children of the Matrix |
| 27% | GRANT | 5 | Russell —, astrologer and television presenter whose books include The Real Counties of Britain |
| 27% | BOB | 3 | & 21A Animator whose works for television included the series Roobarb and Henry's Cat |
| 27% | DAVINAMCCALL | 12 | Television presenter whose credits include Big Brother and The Million Pound Drop |
| 27% | ASPEL | 5 | Michael —, presenter whose television credits include Antiques Roadshow and Crackerjack! |
| 26% | OBRIAIN | 7 | Dara —, stand-up comedian; host of BBC TV panel game Mock the Week |
| 26% | DERREN | 6 | & 17D Television and stage performer whose books include Tricks of the Mind and Confessions of a Conjuror |
| 26% | CARR | 4 | "8 Out of 10 Cats" host Jimmy ___ |
| 26% | ALANHANSEN | 10 | Former Liverpool and Scotland footballer whose credits as a pundit include BBC TV's Match of the Day |
| 26% | LOYD | 4 | & 13D US-born television presenter whose credits include Masterchef and Through the Keyhole |
| 26% | DALE | 4 | Late television presenter whose credits include Touch the Truck and Supermarket Sweep |
| 26% | CAROLSMILLIE | 12 | Scottish television presenter whose credits include Changing Rooms and Wheel of Fortune |
| 25% | BLAIR | 5 | Lionel —, actor-choreographer whose television credits include Give Us a Clue and Name that Tune |
| 25% | EDMONDS | 7 | Noel —, presenter whose television credits include Multi-Coloured Swap Shop and Deal or No Deal |
| 25% | OHANLON | 7 | Ardal —, Irish stand-up comedian and actor who authored novel The Talk of the Town |
| 25% | OHANLON | 7 | Ardal —, stand-up comedian and actor who authored 1998 novel The Talk of the Town |