| 100% | CHRISTIE | 8 | Governor who said "I don't think there's anybody in America who would necessarily think my personality is best suited to being number two" |
| 28% | ESME | 4 | Salinger character who says to the story narrator, "I don't think I shall tell you my full name" |
| 27% | SAHL | 4 | Satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 27% | SAHL | 4 | Political satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 26% | LARSON | 6 | Cartoonist who said "I don't read or watch TV to get ideas. My work is basically sitting down at the drawing table and getting silly" |
| 26% | OHARA | 5 | To whom Butler said "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" |
| 26% | EEYORE | 6 | Illustrated character who said, “We can’t all, and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it” |
| 25% | WOODYALLEN | 10 | Who wrote "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens" |
| 25% | RALPH | 5 | Kid on "The Simpsons" who said, "This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end" |
| 25% | LESLIENIELSEN | 13 | Actor who says, "I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley" in "Airplane!" (2 wds.) |
| 24% | EGS | 3 | I'm happy to say that there are none of these in this puzzle's clues! |
| 24% | LILYBART | 8 | “The House of Mirth” heroine, who says, “I wasn’t meant to be good” |
| 24% | GROUCHO | 7 | He said, "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others" |
| 23% | DALI | 4 | Artist who said "I don't do drugs. I am drugs" |
| 23% | MUHAMMADALI | 11 | Who said "My only fault is that I don't realize how great I really am" |
| 23% | CHANEL | 6 | Designer Coco who said, "I don't do fashion, I AM fashion" |
| 23% | GANDHI | 6 | Who said "The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others" |
| 23% | WCFIELDS | 8 | Comedian who said "I once spent a year in Philadelphia. I think it was on a Sunday" |
| 23% | SNARK | 5 | "'That's a great idea' is what I would have said if I had never heard an idea before in my life," e.g. |
| 22% | MORRISON | 8 | Nobel laureate who said "If I tried to write a universal novel it would be water" |
| 22% | ROBERTALTMAN | 12 | Five-time Best Director nominee who said "All of the best things in my films are mistakes" |
| 22% | JOHNDONNE | 9 | Who wrote "I am two fools, I know, / For loving, and for saying so / In whining poetry" |
| 22% | JULIEHAGERTY | 12 | Actress who says "There's no reason to become alarmed ... By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" in "Airplane!" (2 wds.) |
| 22% | APPLETURNOVER | 13 | "I don't really know the employees in the tech store anymore because there's been a lot of ___" |
| 22% | ROSA | 4 | Parks who said "I don't believe in gradualism" |
| 22% | MADEA | 5 | Film character about whom Tyler Perry said "I just don't want to be her age playing her" |
| 22% | EER | 3 | "Give my regards to old Broadway / And say that I'll be there ___ long" |
| 22% | HAL | 3 | Film character who says menacingly "I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do" |
| 22% | OPRAH | 5 | Who said "I'm black. I don't feel burdened by it .... It's part of who I am. It does not define me" |
| 22% | AHAB | 4 | Literary captain who says, "I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing" |