| 100% | INTHEBIGHOUSE | 13 | I merely bought myself a McMansion, and now I'm ___! |
| 98% | INTHEBIGHOUSE | 13 | "I merely bought myself a McMansion, and now I'm ___!" |
| 54% | UPTHERIVER | 10 | "I merely paddled my canoe against a current, and now I'm ___!" |
| 46% | KNOWTHEDRILL | 12 | I visited a dentist and now I … |
| 44% | DOINGASTRETCH | 13 | "I merely went to my yoga class, and now I'm ___!" |
| 44% | ONICE | 5 | "I merely went skating at Rockefeller Center, and now I'm ___!" |
| 43% | BEHINDBARS | 10 | "I merely agreed to serve beer at some pubs, and now I'm ___!" |
| 38% | FOAM | 4 | (2/6) "But, I finally got tickets! And I could not hold myself back from buying a giant ___ finger to cheer from the stands!" |
| 37% | ELFFUR | 6 | ... Looking back on it, I'm glad I bought that and not the ___. Luxurious Santa is a bad look!
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| 36% | PEPSI | 5 | "Ola! I'm a dupe of cola! I was invented in 1893 as "Brad's drink" and now I go head-to-head with Coca-Cola" |
| 36% | EGO | 3 | One whose mantra is "Me, myself, and I" might have a big one |
| 35% | PURR | 4 | [I'm a feline and I feel fine] |
| 35% | BREAK | 5 | "I told my computer I needed a ___ and now it won't stop sending me vacation ideas" |
| 35% | TEAPOT | 6 | I'm a little __, short and stout |
| 35% | GROWL | 5 | "I'm a dog and I'm angry" sound |
| 34% | ATE | 3 | “I Accidentally ___ Some Chicken and Now I’m in Love with Harry Whittington” (Sharon Mesmer poem) |
| 34% | WANDERINGJEW | 12 | "I'm a rabbi and...um...wait, where was I?" |
| 34% | PANIC | 5 | I'm a contagian induced by fear and stress |
| 34% | STANDCORRECTED | 14 | I visited the podiatrist and now I … |
| 34% | ITSALLYOU | 9 | "I'm handing this off now," and a phonetic description of the answers to the starred clues |
| 33% | TEAPOT | 6 | I'm a little __, short and stout, said the rhyme |
| 33% | PECAN | 5 | I'm a cylindrical nut found in praline and pies |
| 33% | CHISEL | 6 | I'm a toolbox member used for carving and sculpting |
| 33% | LOSTMYTOUCH | 11 | I visited the anesthesiologist and now I've … |
| 33% | TRUE | 4 | Spandau Ballet song with the lyrics "I bought a ticket to the world / But now I've come back again" |
| 33% | CMON | 4 | "Be a pal and help me out!" |
| 32% | PALIN | 5 | Michael who sang "I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K." |
| 32% | TRUE | 4 | Spandau Ballet hit song with the lyrics "I bought a ticket to the world / But now I've come back again" |
| 32% | STYLUS | 6 | I'm a slender and pointed device that helps you take notes. Who am I? |
| 32% | PEIS | 4 | I. M. and Mario |