| 100% | KNOWTHEDRILL | 12 | I visited a dentist and now I … |
| 66% | STANDCORRECTED | 14 | I visited the podiatrist and now I … |
| 64% | LOSTMYTOUCH | 11 | I visited the anesthesiologist and now I've … |
| 58% | INTHEBIGHOUSE | 13 | I merely bought myself a McMansion, and now I'm ___! |
| 57% | INTHEBIGHOUSE | 13 | "I merely bought myself a McMansion, and now I'm ___!" |
| 55% | UPTHERIVER | 10 | "I merely paddled my canoe against a current, and now I'm ___!" |
| 47% | BREAK | 5 | "I told my computer I needed a ___ and now it won't stop sending me vacation ideas" |
| 46% | GAVEMETHENOD | 12 | I visited a sleep specialist, who … |
| 45% | KATYPERRY | 9 | I Kissed A Girl and Firework singer |
| 44% | CMON | 4 | "Be a pal and help me out!" |
| 43% | ROUNDTRIP | 9 | Going to visit a place and coming back |
| 42% | PURR | 4 | [I'm a feline and I feel fine] |
| 42% | RAH | 3 | And now a word from our cheerleader |
| 42% | TEAPOT | 6 | I'm a little __, short and stout |
| 42% | DOINGASTRETCH | 13 | "I merely went to my yoga class, and now I'm ___!" |
| 42% | ONICE | 5 | "I merely went skating at Rockefeller Center, and now I'm ___!" |
| 41% | AGAS | 4 | "Once I had a love and it was ___" (Blondie lyric) |
| 41% | GROWL | 5 | "I'm a dog and I'm angry" sound |
| 41% | PEPSI | 5 | "Ola! I'm a dupe of cola! I was invented in 1893 as "Brad's drink" and now I go head-to-head with Coca-Cola" |
| 41% | WEREON | 6 | "You and I have a deal!" |
| 41% | VOWELS | 6 | A, E, I, O and U |
| 41% | APAL | 4 | “Be ___ and give me a hand!” |
| 41% | VOWELS | 6 | A, E, I, O, and U |
| 41% | WANDERINGJEW | 12 | "I'm a rabbi and...um...wait, where was I?" |
| 41% | PANIC | 5 | I'm a contagian induced by fear and stress |
| 40% | CONDESCENDINGORDER | 18 | "Give me a burger and fries, sweetheart"? |
| 40% | BEHINDBARS | 10 | "I merely agreed to serve beer at some pubs, and now I'm ___!" |
| 40% | AGAS | 4 | "Once I had a love and it was ___" (Blondie lyric) (2 wds.) |
| 40% | TEAPOT | 6 | I'm a little __, short and stout, said the rhyme |
| 40% | PECAN | 5 | I'm a cylindrical nut found in praline and pies |