| 100% | ILLS | 4 | I will have small troubles |
| 54% | DUH | 3 | I would have thought it was obvious |
| 52% | SILL | 4 | I will pursue small shelf |
| 51% | SILL | 4 | I will be behind small shelf |
| 51% | SILL | 4 | I will go behind small plank |
| 50% | EGOCENTRIC | 10 | Having I trouble? |
| 46% | FOMO | 4 | "Everyone is having fun without me" feeling, for short |
| 46% | GREY | 4 | "Pardon me, would you have any ___ Poupon?" |
| 46% | WOE | 3 | "___ is me!" ("I'm in trouble") |
| 46% | TOLD | 4 | "So I have been ___." (informed) |
| 46% | TODO | 4 | "All I Have __ is Dream" |
| 46% | TOLD | 4 | "So I have been ___" (informed) |
| 46% | ITSABLAST | 9 | "Boy, am I having fun!" |
| 45% | PENSIVE | 7 | I have to follow writers who are serious |
| 45% | TOO | 3 | "This shirt is ___ small for me" |
| 45% | GOT | 3 | "You have ___ to be kidding me!" |
| 45% | SILLYME | 7 | "What could I have been thinking?" |
| 45% | CMON | 4 | "You have gotta be kidding me!" |
| 45% | ALIBI | 5 | "Couldn't have been me" story |
| 45% | DREAM | 5 | "All I Have to Do Is ___" |
| 45% | GULP | 4 | [Boy, am I in trouble now!] |
| 44% | COMEON | 6 | "You have got to be kidding me!" |
| 44% | WEREDONE | 8 | “Those are all the questions I have” |
| 44% | OHGOD | 5 | “You have got to be kidding me” |
| 44% | OMG | 3 | "You have *got* to be kidding me" |
| 44% | DUH | 3 | "That should have been obvious to me" |
| 44% | OHCOMEON | 8 | “You have got to be kidding me!” |
| 44% | WHOELSE | 7 | "Didn't it have to be me?" |
| 44% | OBAMA | 5 | "I would have voted for ___ for a third term if I could" ("Get Out" line) |
| 43% | DUH | 3 | "Oh, that should have been obvious to me" |