| 100% | INVITE | 6 | If you don't have one, you'll be crashing |
| 63% | AIRCONDITIONER | 14 | You might need one if you don't have very many fans? |
| 57% | MARX | 4 | "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others" quipper |
| 56% | GROUCHO | 7 | He said, "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others" |
| 50% | CHEER | 5 | "I don't know if there'll be snow, but have a cup of ___" |
| 50% | HIPSTER | 7 | If you claim to be one, you probably aren't really one |
| 50% | ALBUMEN | 7 | What you have if you don't get the yolk? |
| 49% | RESAW | 5 | What you may have to do if you don't measure twice |
| 49% | AISLESEAT | 9 | Sit here if you don't want to be by a window |
| 49% | ROW | 3 | You don't want to be in the last one |
| 48% | CONDO | 5 | If you own one of these, you'll have membership in the homeowners association |
| 48% | COOKIEJAR | 9 | You don't want to be caught with your hand in one |
| 48% | DAYJOB | 6 | Don't give this up if you have no talent |
| 47% | ANACONDA | 8 | One you don't want to have a crush on you |
| 47% | ELSE | 4 | "If you don't, somebody ___ will" |
| 46% | CORE | 4 | Part of a big apple that the squirrels and crows will eat, even if you don't |
| 46% | THREAT | 6 | "If you don't tell them, I will," e.g. |
| 44% | RUDE | 4 | "You don't have to be a jerk about it!" |
| 44% | TYRESHOELACES | 13 | If you don't do this you might trip |
| 44% | PARENT | 6 | If you have children you are a __ |
| 44% | NONAPOLOGY | 10 | “Sorry if you were offended,” for one |
| 44% | DRAFTS | 6 | Where you might want to keep that tweet about how “Euphoria” is overrated, if you don’t want to get ratioed |
| 44% | PROBLEM | 7 | If you've got one, Vanilla Ice will solve it |
| 44% | LOVEMELOVEMYDOG | 15 | If you want to be my friend you'll have to put up with Fido as well! |
| 43% | ELF | 3 | (2/10) "Now, let's get the first item on the shopping list. It's not Christmas if you don't have an ___ on a shelf!" |
| 43% | PUN | 3 | "Well, if you like your hotel so much, why don't you Marriott," for one |
| 43% | OFFICEMAXIM | 11 | "You don't have to be busy to look busy," e.g.? |
| 43% | ELECTIVE | 8 | You don't have to take it |
| 43% | MEAT | 4 | "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your ___?" (Line heard in Pink Floyd's "Another Brick in the Wall") |
| 42% | NONEED | 6 | "Really, you don't have to" |