| 100% | YES | 3 | Incorrect answer to "Is today Opposite Day?" |
| 62% | YES | 3 | Impossible answer to "Is it Opposite Day?" |
| 44% | ERR | 3 | To be incorrect |
| 43% | IAM | 3 | Answer to "Who is?" |
| 42% | IAM | 3 | Answer to "Are you or are you not?" |
| 41% | EYELESS | 7 | Unable to see ... or, when taken as a homophone, what today's puzzle answers and clues all are |
| 41% | CESTCHEESE | 10 | Answer to "What is Roquefort or Brie?"? |
| 41% | FINEASFROGHAIR | 14 | Answer to "How are you?", Southern-style |
| 41% | IAM | 3 | Possible answer to “Who is?” |
| 40% | YES | 3 | Answer to "Are you asleep?" that can't be true |
| 40% | ICING | 5 | Appropriate answer to be found on top of 7-Across |
| 40% | FINE | 4 | An answer to "How are you?" |
| 40% | OUTHERE | 7 | Possible answer to "Where are you?" |
| 40% | INHERE | 6 | Possible answer to "Where are you?" |
| 40% | OUTHERE | 7 | Possible answer to ''Where are you?'' |
| 40% | SERA | 4 | "Will be," to Doris Day |
| 40% | EDAM | 4 | Answer to the riddle "What cheese is made backward?" |
| 40% | ETD | 3 | Answer to "When is this thing taking off?": Abbr. |
| 40% | YES | 3 | Hoped-for answer to "Will you be my Valentine?" |
| 40% | YES | 3 | Hoped-for answer to "Will you be my girlfriend?" |
| 39% | INHERE | 6 | One possible answer to "Where are you?" |
| 39% | EVENS | 5 | Erroneous answer to "What are the odds?" |
| 39% | SERA | 4 | Will be, to Doris Day |
| 39% | APEN | 4 | Answer to "What is mightier than a sword?": 2 wds. |
| 39% | YES | 3 | Hoped-for answer to "Will you be my prom date?" |
| 39% | SIGHTRHYME | 10 | What the answer to each capitalized clue is |
| 39% | POKERHAND | 9 | What the answer to each starred clue is |
| 39% | INHERE | 6 | Possible answer to ''Where are you?'' (2 wds) |
| 39% | SUNSET | 6 | Find the answer to the metaphor mystery: "I am a sign off in the sky, dipping under the horizon as the day comes to an end" |
| 39% | SHADE | 5 | Cool place to be on a sunny day |