| 100% | SAD | 3 | Like a texter who sends ":(" |
| 95% | SAD | 3 | Like a texter who sends a crying emoji |
| 95% | SAD | 3 | Like a texter who sends the crying emoji |
| 95% | SAD | 3 | Like a texter who sends a crying emoji, maybe |
| 76% | SAD | 3 | Like a texter who types ":-(" |
| 53% | SAD | 3 | Like a friend who texts :( |
| 53% | NOSY | 4 | Like a neighbor who pries |
| 53% | SUPPORTIVE | 10 | Like a friend who listens |
| 52% | LOSTATSEA | 9 | Like a mariner who's missing |
| 52% | AVID | 4 | Like a reader who reads regularly |
| 52% | SWOLE | 5 | Like a bro who's ripped |
| 51% | SAD | 3 | Like a person who uses the emoticon :-( |
| 51% | AWOL | 4 | Like a soldier who has deserted: Abbr. |
| 51% | SMUG | 4 | Like a person who gloats after winning |
| 51% | PUNCTUAL | 8 | Like a person who arrives on time |
| 51% | SAD | 3 | Like a kid who lost her doll |
| 51% | BOSSY | 5 | Like a person who orders too much? |
| 51% | HOG | 3 | Like a bedmate who steals the blanket |
| 51% | OBEDIENT | 8 | Like a student who follows all instructions |
| 50% | ONTHIRD | 7 | Like a player who has hit a triple |
| 50% | AVID | 4 | Like a fan who holds a season ticket |
| 50% | MALE | 4 | Like a parent who can't bear you? |
| 50% | AWOL | 4 | Like a soldier who's gone missing: Abbr. |
| 50% | MILLIONTH | 9 | Like a customer who may get special notice |
| 50% | ONETERM | 7 | Like a president who isn't reelected: Hyph. |
| 50% | ONETERM | 7 | Like a senator who's never reelected: Hyph. |
| 50% | GASSY | 5 | Like a baby who needs to be burped |
| 50% | FLAKY | 5 | Like a friend who constantly bails on plans |
| 50% | AWOL | 4 | Like a soldier who might be court-martialed |
| 50% | NEWEST | 6 | Like a member who just joined the team |