| 100% | SCAM | 4 | Many a "We've suspended your account" text |
| 41% | IRA | 3 | Many a brokerage account |
| 41% | SCHOLAR | 7 | Many a text writer |
| 40% | EMOJI | 5 | Many a texted smiley face |
| 40% | BOOTYCALL | 9 | Many a late-night text message |
| 38% | TMI | 3 | "I've heard more than enough!" in a text message: Abbr. |
| 37% | PROBS | 5 | Most likely, in a text |
| 37% | TMI | 3 | "You've said more than you had to" letters in a text |
| 37% | MCMANSION | 9 | Many a home on the "Crappy Cheapo Architecture" Twitter account |
| 37% | SPAM | 4 | Many a call from a number with your area code |
| 36% | STEEPER | 7 | More of a strain on your wallet |
| 36% | ABRIDGED | 8 | Made a text more concise |
| 35% | BTW | 3 | "One more thing ... " in a text |
| 35% | BTW | 3 | "One more thing ...," in a text |
| 35% | BTW | 3 | "Oh, one more thing . . ." in a text |
| 34% | OBAMA | 5 | Most recent US President to receive a Nobel Peace Prize |
| 34% | RELOADED | 8 | Transferred more money to, as a Starbucks account |
| 34% | BTW | 3 | "Oh, one more thing ...," in a text message |
| 33% | BTW | 3 | "Oh, and one more thing ..." in a text message |
| 33% | RELOAD | 6 | Put more film in a camera (ask your aunt) |
| 33% | LOL | 3 | Texting abbreviation you'd type when your friend makes a good joke |
| 32% | STAY | 4 | "How was your ___ with us?" (question to a departing hotel guest) |
| 31% | HERE | 4 | Text you might get when a guest needs to be let into your house |
| 31% | HELICOPTERPARENTS | 17 | "___? That's me and your mom when we're in a chopper" |
| 31% | OMAHA | 5 | The most populous city in the US with a five-letter name |
| 31% | TOWEL | 5 | What most of us dry off with after a shower |
| 31% | POEM | 4 | The text of many a sappy Hallmark card |
| 31% | GAMEON | 6 | “Now we’ve got a competition!” |
| 31% | SOS | 3 | "Help! We've sprung a leak!" |
| 30% | ITSON | 5 | "Oh, now we've got a game!" |