| 100% | BALAAM | 6 | Old Testament character whose donkey spoke to him |
| 84% | BALAAM | 6 | Old Testament character whose ass spoke to him |
| 35% | NOD | 3 | Land of —, region in the Old Testament to which Cain was banished after he had killed Abel |
| 34% | LABAN | 5 | Old Testament character; father of Leah and Rachel |
| 34% | MOSES | 5 | Some upset by second Old Testament character |
| 32% | URIAH | 5 | Old Testament Hittite officer married to Bathsheba |
| 32% | BALAAM | 6 | Prophet whose donkey scolded him |
| 32% | SHADRACH | 8 | Old Testament character thrown into the fiery furnace with Meshach and Abednego |
| 32% | AMOS | 4 | Old Testament prophet whose book comes before Obadiah |
| 32% | ESAU | 4 | Old Testament figure whose name rhymes with "seesaw" |
| 31% | JOAB | 4 | Old Testament army captain who put Absalom to death |
| 31% | NOAH | 4 | Old Testament man whose sons were Ham, Shem, and Japheth |
| 30% | ONER | 4 | He's unique, so to speak |
| 30% | JEREMIAH | 8 | Old Testament prophet to whom the Book of Lamentations is ascribed |
| 30% | AARON | 5 | In the Old Testament, he was Moses's brother |
| 30% | BART | 4 | "The Simpsons" character whose name appropriately anagrams to "brat" |
| 30% | TOPI | 4 | Hat given to old character |
| 30% | MRED | 4 | TV character who "will never speak unless he has something to say" |
| 29% | ECCLESIASTES | 12 | Pessimistic book of the Old Testament traditionally ascribed to Solomon |
| 29% | MINNEHAHA | 9 | Literary character whose name is said to mean "laughing water" |
| 29% | WARMBODY | 8 | Any old person, so to speak |
| 29% | AMMON | 5 | Ancient nation of the Old Testament whose chief city was Rabbah |
| 29% | JOEL | 4 | Book of the Old Testament attributed to the son of Pethuel |
| 29% | EVAN | 4 | Musical lead character whose first name, according to RuPaul, is Dear |
| 29% | BIBLICAL | 8 | Relating to the Old or New Testament |
| 29% | KINGSOLVER | 10 | Novelist whose character Adah speaks in palindromes |
| 28% | QUEEN | 5 | ___ of Hearts, "Alice in Wonderland" character whose name is connected to 13a |
| 28% | SHREK | 5 | Character who explains to Donkey that ogres are like onions |
| 28% | TAXI | 4 | Old sitcom whose characters included Latka Gravas and Elaine Nardo |
| 28% | POE | 3 | Writer whose work describes him to a T |