| 100% | NADERITE | 8 | One with an "If You Choose the Lesser of Two Evils — You Are Still Choosing Evil" bumper sticker, perhaps |
| 32% | WHOLE | 5 | Still in one piece, which is a miracle if you drop your model of a flamingo carved in chocolate |
| 32% | EVILS | 5 | Choose between the lesser of two ___ |
| 32% | BRADS | 5 | Fasteners ... or, if you change the fourth letter to an S, what the fasteners might be made of |
| 31% | EVILS | 5 | The lesser of two ___ (option that’s still extremely bad) |
| 30% | YEA | 3 | Positive vote that would be a unit of time if you added an R to the end |
| 30% | DEAR | 4 | "___ Evan Hansen," musical with an eponymous film adaptation that is one of the highest-grossing Broadway musicals |
| 30% | STAR | 4 | "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little ___," nursery rhyme that may be one of the first poems you learned |
| 30% | PENNY | 5 | "A ___ saved is worth two in the bush," example of 50a that encourages being content with what you have |
| 29% | DEAR | 4 | With 67-Across, one of two pen names punnily hinted at by 20-, 37- and 52-Across (can you find the other one?) |
| 29% | FRIENDSGIVING | 13 | Holiday gathering of one's chosen family ... or an explanation of how the themed answers have been transformed |
| 29% | TWILIGHT | 8 | "___ Zone," one of the most popular thriller TV shows, which is an anthology series dealing with the macabre |
| 28% | SNOB | 4 | One not associating with the likes of you? |
| 28% | ASIA | 4 | One of the two continents Turkey is part of |
| 28% | NORAH | 5 | One of two movie characters with an "infinite playlist" |
| 28% | TAN | 3 | One of two Crayola colors with the shortest name |
| 28% | REF | 3 | One of two on the ice at an NHL game |
| 28% | FINALIST | 8 | One of two teams vying to be the ultimate winner |
| 28% | POLL | 4 | One might be the subject of an election news story |
| 28% | PIN | 3 | One may be found at the end of an alley |
| 28% | ARMADILLO | 9 | “If you should ever choose / To bathe an ___, / Use one bar of soap / And a whole lot of hope / And seventy-two pads of Brillo”: Shel Silverstein |
| 28% | RUNE | 4 | One of two letters that the Bluetooth logo is composed of |
| 28% | FIBULA | 6 | One of two bones in the lower leg with the tibia |
| 28% | IMEMINE | 7 | One of two Harrison compositions on the Beatles' "Let It Be" |
| 28% | TWELVE | 6 | The chance of rolling it with two dice is 2.78% |
| 28% | DESMONDTUTU | 11 | Source of the quote "If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor" |
| 27% | SHEERAN | 7 | Ed __ is "in love with the shape of you" |
| 27% | STP | 3 | Product with the old jingle line "One little can will keep you running free" |
| 27% | FEDEX | 5 | Delivery company with an arrow hiding in the last two letters of its logo |
| 27% | BFF | 3 | One with the other half of a broken heart necklace, perhaps (Abbr.) |