| 100% | SCENES | 6 | People who are apoplectic don't really care if they make a few of these or not |
| 32% | LAIC | 4 | Person who is not a member of the clergy |
| 31% | CHILI | 5 | Eating a few of these will make steam come out of your ears |
| 29% | ONE | 3 | Being this, out of a million, makes you really special |
| 28% | SECRETS | 7 | Two people can keep these, if one of them is dead |
| 28% | SECRETS | 7 | Two people can keep these if one of them is dead |
| 28% | JOHNNYONTHESPOT | 15 | Person who's ready and able to help ... or a literal description of four occurrences in this puzzle |
| 28% | EDGELORD | 8 | Person who delights in trolling or making deliberately provocative comments (and a new Merriam-Webster entry of 2023) |
| 28% | SHABBY | 6 | If you're not too this, you're a pretty decent sort of person |
| 28% | NUDIST | 6 | Person who can't be the victim of a pickpocket |
| 28% | WRONGS | 6 | Two of these don't make a right |
| 28% | MEMBER | 6 | Person who is part of a club |
| 27% | WRONGTREE | 9 | A person is mistaken if they are barking up this |
| 27% | DEEPSEADIVERS | 13 | People who are under a lot of pressure |
| 27% | MINOR | 5 | Person who is not yet a legal adult |
| 27% | TWOPEASINAPOD | 13 | Similar people ... who are getting a little too close in six squares of this puzzle? |
| 27% | YOURSELF | 8 | Don't make __ a mouse, or the cat will eat you |
| 27% | KNOWALL | 7 | Person who is well informed, or thinks they are |
| 27% | WALTERBENJAMIN | 14 | German philosopher who wrote, “The only way of knowing a person is to love them without hope” |
| 26% | TNOTES | 6 | If you invested in a few of these $5000 items in 1979, you'll be looking at images of President James Monroe |
| 26% | DEFAULT | 7 | If a person can't pay a loan, they do this |
| 26% | ACRO | 4 | High-rise window cleaner is not a job to apply for if you have this type of phobia |
| 26% | SILENTS | 7 | Few of them were made after 1929 |
| 26% | YOU | 3 | A person who is not a doofus |
| 26% | BEACHBUM | 8 | Person who is a big fan of sun and sand (2 wds.) |
| 26% | DEANS | 5 | They make lists of those who are good |
| 26% | WITS | 4 | A battle of these proves who is smartest |
| 26% | DUPE | 4 | A person who is easily tricked or deceived |
| 26% | PAYEE | 5 | Person who a check is made out to |
| 26% | BEACHBUM | 8 | Person who is a big fan of surf, sun, and sand (2 wds.) |