| 100% | BORE | 4 | Person who talks about their taxes for two hours, e.g. |
| 49% | BORES | 5 | People who spend all their time at parties talking about the weather, e.g. |
| 36% | DIARIST | 7 | Person who journals about their life |
| 34% | NERDOUT | 7 | Talk about crosswords for hours, say |
| 34% | FAN | 3 | Person who cheers for their team |
| 34% | THEWHO | 6 | Band who talked about my g-g-g-generation |
| 33% | HOST | 4 | Person who has their own talk show |
| 33% | DOGWALKER | 9 | Person who exercises canines for their owners |
| 33% | DONOR | 5 | Person who offers their blood, for example |
| 33% | MARTYR | 6 | Person who sacrifices, dies for their beliefs |
| 33% | HERO | 4 | Person who uses their superpowers for good |
| 33% | GOGETTER | 8 | Person who strives for their goals: Hyph. |
| 33% | ROOTERS | 7 | People who cheer for their favorite teams |
| 33% | MARTYR | 6 | Person who sacrifices their life for the country |
| 33% | CPA | 3 | Person who might look for tax loopholes: Abbr. |
| 33% | MEMOIRIST | 9 | Person who writes about times in their own life |
| 33% | BEERSNOB | 8 | Person who's picky about their IPAs: 2 wds. |
| 33% | SGTS | 4 | People who often yell at their privates, for short |
| 32% | EVADERS | 7 | Tax __; people who dodge paying their taxes |
| 31% | DAKOTA | 6 | People for whom two states are named |
| 31% | DAKOTA | 6 | People for whom two U.S. states are named |
| 30% | OSS | 3 | G___ip: talk about people |
| 30% | SEATFILLERS | 11 | People at a theater who didn't pay for their tickets |
| 29% | DAKOTA | 6 | Indigenous people for whom two U.S. states are named |
| 29% | PARTYANIMAL | 11 | Person who loves going to raves, e.g. |
| 29% | DENIER | 6 | Person who doesn’t accept climate science, e.g. |
| 29% | EXPERT | 6 | Person who holds a black belt rank, e.g. |
| 29% | RABBITHOLE | 10 | Quick internet lookup that somehow leads to two hours of reading about the Shmoo, for example |
| 28% | QUEENOFMEAN | 11 | Sobriquet for the woman who said "Only the little people pay taxes" |
| 28% | SANDRABULLOCK | 13 | Actress who won two Razzie Awards for "All About Steve" (2 wds.) |