| 100% | VOLTAIRE | 8 | Philosopher who wrote "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere" |
| 42% | MARX | 4 | Philosopher who wrote, “The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways. The point, however, is to change it” |
| 39% | WALTERBENJAMIN | 14 | German philosopher who wrote, “The only way of knowing a person is to love them without hope” |
| 38% | GRACEPALEY | 10 | Author and activist who wrote, “It is the poet’s responsibility to learn the truth from the powerless” |
| 36% | WHEATLEY | 8 | Phillis who wrote the poem “On Being Brought from Africa to America” |
| 35% | NIETZSCHE | 9 | German philosopher who wrote about the "will to power" |
| 35% | AYN | 3 | Rand who wrote "Civilization is the process of setting man free from men" |
| 34% | EDA | 3 | LeShan who wrote "It's Better to Be Over the Hill Than Under It" |
| 34% | LESHAN | 6 | Eda who wrote "It's Better to Be Over the Hill Than Under It" |
| 33% | BEHINDBLUEEYES | 14 | 1971 hit from the Who that begins "No one knows what it's like to be the bad man" |
| 33% | BURKE | 5 | Philosopher who wrote "Superstition is the religion of feeble minds" |
| 33% | THOREAU | 7 | Philosopher who wrote "Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty" |
| 32% | TONICADEBAMBARA | 15 | Author who wrote, “The dream is real, my friends. The failure to make it work is the unreality,” in “The Salt Eaters” |
| 32% | HEGEL | 5 | German philosopher who wrote "The true is the whole" |
| 32% | ROUSSEAU | 8 | Philosopher who wrote, "Nature never deceives us; it is we who deceive ourselves" |
| 32% | FATE | 4 | It is said to be written in the stars |
| 31% | TOPRANKS | 8 | "It is such fun to fool the folks / And make them butts of harmless jokes …" |
| 31% | HOMER | 5 | Who wrote "By their own follies they perished, the fools" |
| 31% | ANAISNIN | 8 | Who wrote "The only abnormality is the incapacity to love" |
| 31% | PROTAGORAS | 10 | Greek philosopher who wrote "Man is the measure of all things" |
| 31% | AYNRAND | 7 | Who wrote "Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think" |
| 30% | NIETZSCHE | 9 | German philosopher Friedrich who wrote about the "will to power" |
| 30% | SENECA | 6 | Roman philosopher who originated the phrase "What fools these mortals be" |
| 30% | ERASMUS | 7 | Dutch philosopher who wrote "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king" |
| 30% | SUNTZU | 6 | Who wrote "The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting" |
| 30% | YENTAS | 6 | Types from the shtetl who consider your business to be their business |
| 30% | PEDESTALS | 9 | The great & good are placed on them, to be revered |
| 29% | ROTTEN | 6 | Robbie ___, character from the series "LazyTown" who qualifies to be a couch potato |
| 29% | JOEY | 4 | ___ Tribbiani, character from the series "Friends" who qualifies to be a couch potato |
| 29% | SAND | 4 | It might be picked up from a trip to the beach |