| 100% | BISON | 5 | Q: What did the buffalo say to his boy when he left? A: ___ |
| 53% | BISON | 5 | "What did the buffalo say to his son who was leaving for college?" |
| 45% | LAKE | 4 | "What did the trout say to his girlfriend? I ___ you a lot!" |
| 45% | ACUTE | 5 | Q: What did the complementary angle say to the other angle? A: You're looking ___ today! |
| 40% | WINE | 4 | Q: "What did the grape say when it was crushed?" A: "Nothing, it just let out a little ___" |
| 38% | WAY | 3 | "That's the ___ to go!" (what you might say when someone does a great job) |
| 38% | PIECE | 5 | *Fall Humor* What did the angry pie say to the plate? "You want a ___ of me?" |
| 38% | EXIT | 4 | What to do when you have nothing left to say? |
| 38% | WEARIT | 6 | What to do "if the shoe fits," in a saying |
| 37% | RISE | 4 | What a bailiff tells people to do when the judge enters |
| 37% | DAM | 3 | Answer to the joke "What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?" |
| 37% | HUM | 3 | What to do when you don't know the words to a song |
| 36% | WINS | 4 | What he who dies with the most toys does, according to a bumper sticker |
| 36% | FUNGI | 5 | Q: Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? A: Because he's a ___ |
| 35% | DROPTHEBEAT | 11 | Demand to a DJ, and what you must do when entering the starred answers |
| 35% | DAM | 3 | "What did the fish say when it swam straight into a wall?" |
| 35% | SPRINGHASSPRUNG | 15 | What did the shot suspension say to the strut? |
| 35% | PEER | 4 | "What does the poet do when he's frustrated with his fellow student? He shakes ___" |
| 35% | SNAIL | 5 | "What did the ___ say when it was riding on the back of a turtle? Wheeeee!" |
| 35% | MINT | 4 | "What did the tic-tacs say when they fell in love? It was ___ to be" |
| 35% | DAM | 3 | What did the fish say when it hit the wall? |
| 34% | SPARECHANGE | 11 | What did the flat tire say to the lug nut? |
| 34% | ENDTRANSMISSION | 15 | What did the burned-out clutch say to the gearbox? |
| 34% | BACKUPTHETRUCK | 14 | "Wait, what did you just say?," or a hint to the circled letters in this puzzle |
| 34% | ANTLERS | 7 | What The Grinch put on his dog to disguise him as a reindeer |
| 34% | CLOVER | 6 | What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended? "Game ___!" |
| 34% | IMEXHAUSTED | 11 | What did the last gallon of gas say to the tailpipe? |
| 34% | LAP | 3 | What a runner will do to another when they're more than 400 m ahead in the 5,000 m |
| 33% | PITCHHORSESHOES | 15 | What Alan Francis does when the NY Times said he's "Perhaps the most dominant athlete in any sport in the country..." |
| 33% | WARMINGUP | 9 | Getting ready to exercise ... or what the words composed of circled letters are doing when read from left to right? |