| 100% | ILLMOVE | 7 | Reply to "Excuse me, you're in my seat" |
| 51% | HEROD | 5 | "Prove to me that you're divine, change my water into wine" singer in "Jesus Christ Superstar" |
| 48% | WANT | 4 | "I ___ you to be my Valentine..." (words in a romantic letter, perhaps) |
| 47% | YESWEDO | 7 | Reply to "Have you got that in stock?" |
| 46% | YES | 3 | Desired reply to "Will you marry me?" |
| 46% | {NOTE}VENALITTLE | 16 | Harsh reply to "Do you love me?" |
| 45% | YES | 3 | Desired reply to "Will you be my Valentine?" |
| 45% | DEPENDS | 7 | Ambivalent reply to "Can you do me a favor?" |
| 45% | AMSO | 4 | Childish but truthful reply to "You're not solving a crossword" when you are, in fact, solving it |
| 44% | YES | 3 | Desired reply to "Will you go to prom with me?" |
| 43% | PUTIN | 5 | Person Sanders was addressing when he said "...trust me, you're not going to interfere in any more American elections." |
| 42% | AHEM | 4 | [If you'll allow me to butt in …] |
| 42% | BTW | 3 | "Oh, I meant to tell you ...," in texts |
| 42% | USHERETTE | 9 | She guides you to a seat in a cinema |
| 42% | AGITATE | 7 | What "singer" in seat next to you will do |
| 42% | HYPOCRISIES | 11 | "Unctuous, I'd like you to meet my friend, ___" |
| 41% | USHERS | 6 | They will escort you to the seat in a theater |
| 41% | USHER | 5 | Person who shows you to your seat in a theater |
| 41% | DECENT | 6 | "Are you ___?" ("Is it safe for me to come in?") |
| 41% | ABEL | 4 | Brother referred to in "Am I my brother's keeper?" |
| 40% | WANT | 4 | "I ___ you to be my Valentine..." |
| 40% | ABEL | 4 | The biblical brother referred to in "Am I my brother's keeper?" |
| 40% | WORDSWORDSWORDS | 15 | Hamlet's reply to "What do you read, my lord?" |
| 40% | YESIDO | 6 | Affirmative reply to "You know what I mean?" |
| 40% | SEW | 3 | "Let me ___ you to your sheet" (Spoonerism of "Let me show you to your seat") |
| 39% | LET | 3 | ___ Me Google That for You (Web site that a sassy reply might link to) |
| 39% | MOVE | 4 | "You're in my spot!" |
| 39% | COMEOVER | 8 | "I want to see you but I don't want to leave my place" |
| 39% | MOVE | 4 | “You’re in my way!” |
| 39% | ABEL | 4 | Brother referred to in the biblical line "Am I my brother's keeper?" |