| 100% | DARIA | 5 | Sarcastic MTV toon who said, "Do you think if you breathe on me, I might catch your enthusiasm?" |
| 32% | THANKS | 6 | "___, I'd love to!" (what you might say when someone asks if you want to go on a road trip) |
| 32% | HAL | 3 | Film character who says menacingly "I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do" |
| 30% | KOCH | 4 | New York City mayor who said, “If you agree with me on twelve out of twelve [issues], see a psychiatrist” |
| 29% | EYRE | 4 | Literary character who says "Gentle reader, may you never feel what I then felt!" |
| 28% | SAHL | 4 | Satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 28% | EMMA | 4 | About whom Mr. Knightley says, "If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more" |
| 28% | ARE | 3 | "Who do you think you ___? I am!" — Pete Weber |
| 28% | SAHL | 4 | Political satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 28% | ADULT | 5 | Person who might ironically say "How do you do, fellow kids?" |
| 28% | MOM | 3 | Who your sibling might call to tattle on you |
| 28% | YODA | 4 | Jedi who says, "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?" |
| 27% | COP | 3 | Whom you might see in your rearview mirror if you ignore the above signs |
| 27% | ADEAL | 5 | "I thought we had ___!" ("Why did you back out on me?"): 2 wds. |
| 27% | SOAR | 4 | What your spirits might do if you complete Vox's Saturday crossword |
| 27% | JFK | 3 | Prez who said "Ask not what your country can do for you ..." |
| 27% | TWAIN | 5 | Author who said, "Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any" |
| 27% | RSVP | 4 | "May I please remind you that it does not say ___ on the Statue of Liberty" (36-Down quote) |
| 27% | WCFIELDS | 8 | Comedian who said "I once spent a year in Philadelphia. I think it was on a Sunday" |
| 27% | THYME | 5 | You might have a lot of it on your hands, if you're a chef |
| 27% | JFK | 3 | President who said "Ask not what your country can do for you ...": Abbr. |
| 27% | YODA | 4 | "Star Wars" Jedi who says, "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?" |
| 27% | LEIA | 4 | Princess who says "I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board" |
| 27% | RALPH | 5 | Kid on "The Simpsons" who said, "Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office" |
| 27% | BELIEBERS | 9 | Folks who might say "'What Do You Mean?' 'Sorry,' 'I Don't Care'" to people who don't like their favorite pop star |
| 27% | ROW | 3 | You may have to do this if your Mercury Pro XS quits |
| 27% | TOMKITE | 7 | Golfer who you might think plays best on windy days? |
| 26% | REN | 3 | Toon who says, "Stimpy, you eediot!" |
| 26% | LEIA | 4 | Film princess who says, "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought" |
| 26% | MAEWEST | 7 | Actress who said "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" |