| 100% | SAHL | 4 | Satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 99% | SAHL | 4 | Political satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 38% | MRDARCY | 7 | To whom it is said, “I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry” |
| 34% | ALDA | 4 | Alan who wrote the book "If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look on My Face?" |
| 33% | ALAN | 4 | Actor Alda who wrote the best-seller "If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look on My Face?" |
| 33% | HALE | 4 | Nathan who said "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country" |
| 32% | RALPH | 5 | Kid on "The Simpsons" who said, "This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end" |
| 32% | NET | 3 | Fishing mesh that you would want to have with you if you were stranded on a deserted island |
| 32% | PHONE | 5 | Satellite ___, communication device that you would want to have with you if you were stranded on a deserted island |
| 32% | SEEDS | 5 | Plant-growing necessities that you would want to have with you if you were stranded on a deserted island |
| 32% | SNARK | 5 | "'That's a great idea' is what I would have said if I had never heard an idea before in my life," e.g. |
| 32% | EARTHA | 6 | Kitt who said, "A man comes into my life and I have to compromise? You must think about that one again" |
| 31% | CHE | 3 | Who said "The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall" |
| 31% | ALI | 3 | Athlete who said, “I should be a postage stamp. That’s the only way I’ll ever get licked” |
| 31% | DUOLINGO | 8 | App that might teach you how to say “I am eating bread and crying on the floor” in Norwegian |
| 31% | PATCHADAMS | 10 | Doctor who said of Robin Williams, "he was the only actor I wanted to play me, and I think he did a fabulous job." |
| 31% | NINA | 4 | García who is the only person to be a judge on every season of "Project Runway" |
| 30% | GROUCHO | 7 | He said, "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others" |
| 30% | COLINKAEPERNICK | 15 | He said, “To me, this is bigger than football and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way” |
| 30% | RBG | 3 | Initials of the person who said "Fight for the things that you care about, but do it in a way that will lead others to join you" |
| 30% | DALI | 4 | Who said "The only difference between me and the Surrealists is that I am a Surrealist" |
| 30% | ALDA | 4 | Actor Alan who wrote "If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look on My Face?" |
| 30% | FDR | 3 | Prez who said, "I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made" |
| 30% | IMO | 3 | "This is what I have to say," on the internet: Abbr. |
| 30% | MASHA | 5 | The Seagull character who says, "I dress in black to match my life. I am unhappy." |
| 29% | MEL | 3 | Brooks who wrote, “If I cut my finger, that’s tragedy. Comedy is if you walk into an open sewer and die” |
| 29% | ALDA | 4 | Actor Alan whose third memoir is "If I Understood You, Would I Have This Look on My Face?" |
| 29% | EGOCENTRIC | 10 | Like someone who only has I's for you? ... or an apt description of the answers to starred clues |
| 29% | GRAMMARPO | 9 | Ones who don't want to hear that you're laying down on the job? |
| 29% | ILSA | 4 | Character who says “Kiss me as if it were the last time” to Rick, in a 1942 film |