| 100% | COLBERT | 7 | Stephen who said "Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell 'Book' without 'Boo!'" |
| 32% | ERMA | 4 | Bombeck who said, "If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it" |
| 30% | ALI | 3 | Athlete who said "Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer" |
| 29% | OHNICE | 6 | According to Oprah, if she says this about seven times in the same show, things aren't going well |
| 29% | TEDLASSO | 8 | TV character who said "Heck, you could fill two internets with what I don’t know about football" |
| 28% | ADORE | 5 | Can’t think about without smiling, maybe |
| 27% | LEG | 3 | "You can't spell legendary without ___ day" |
| 27% | LINUS | 5 | Boy who said "Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Christmas is all about" |
| 26% | ALANKING | 8 | Comic who said "If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books" |
| 26% | HAL | 3 | Film character who says menacingly "I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do" |
| 26% | FIRSTLETTER | 11 | Important part of each reversed book title in this puzzle (which you can use to spell out an apt phrase) |
| 25% | STAB | 4 | You could take this in the dark if you didn't know any better |
| 25% | EARTHA | 6 | Kitt who said, "A man comes into my life and I have to compromise? You must think about that one again" |
| 25% | GIRAFFES | 8 | Animals who can't dance, per the children's book |
| 25% | HST | 3 | Prez who said "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen" |
| 25% | BET | 3 | "$5 says you can't finish this puzzle in less than five minutes," for example |
| 25% | ELSA | 4 | Disney queen who says "You can't marry a man you just met" |
| 25% | ELSA | 4 | "Frozen" character who says "You can't marry a man you just met" |
| 25% | ELSA | 4 | Disney queen who says, "You can't marry a man you just met" |
| 25% | SIT | 3 | "If you can't say something good about someone, ___ right here by me": Alice Roosevelt Longworth |
| 25% | DOROTHYPARKER | 13 | She said "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think" |
| 24% | EVERYTHINGSOK | 13 | "Sooner this, Sooner that ... can't you talk about any other subject?"? |
| 24% | EVERS | 5 | Medgar who said "You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea" |
| 24% | AXE | 3 | Chopping tool that you can also spell without its last letter |
| 24% | LSD | 3 | You can take a trip with this without traveling |
| 24% | THEWHIRLEDSERIES | 16 | "So You Think You Can Dance," say? |
| 24% | BON | 3 | ___ Jovi, singer of "Who Says You Can't Go Home" who might have just been homesick |
| 24% | TWEET | 5 | Message such as @skullmandible's "most cutting thing you can say is 'who's this clown?' because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns" |
| 24% | SUSANN | 6 | Best-selling novelist about whom Gore Vidal said "She doesn't write, she types!" |
| 24% | HANKAARON | 9 | MLB great who said, "Play so good they can't remember what color you were before the season started" |