| 100% | ALOUD | 5 | The way I always read bedtime stories to my daughter |
| 37% | HISSY | 5 | ___ fit (tantrum that my daughter throws if I sing the wrong words to "Frozen," God forbid) |
| 34% | THEEI | 5 | “Teach me the way I should go / For to ___ lift up my soul”: Psalm 143:8 |
| 34% | ESME | 4 | Salinger character who says to the story narrator, "I don't think I shall tell you my full name" |
| 33% | ALOUD | 5 | How bedtime stories are often read to children |
| 32% | COLINKAEPERNICK | 15 | He said, “To me, this is bigger than football and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way” |
| 32% | NEVERAGOODIDEA | 14 | Always the wrong way to go about it |
| 32% | IPAD | 4 | Paperless way to read the paper |
| 31% | MADLIB | 6 | Story with blanks to be filled in by the reader |
| 31% | SEE | 3 | "The way I ___ it ..." ("In my opinion ...") |
| 31% | IMO | 3 | "The way I see it ...," to texters |
| 30% | FAIRYTALE | 9 | Type of story read to young children at bedtime |
| 30% | PASTACOOKER | 11 | "Two stars! My spaghetti always sticks to the sides!" |
| 30% | MONOTONE | 8 | "She read the story in a dull ___" (droning way) |
| 30% | CLEANMYPLATE | 12 | Dear old dad the umpire always told me to ___ |
| 30% | SETMYSIGHTSHIGH | 15 | Dear old dad the sharpshooter always taught me to ___ |
| 30% | DOMYHOMEWORK | 12 | Dear old dad the builder always told me to ___ |
| 30% | ABEL | 4 | The biblical brother referred to in "Am I my brother's keeper?" |
| 29% | SO | 2 | The way I said |
| 29% | NAB | 3 | If read the other way around, it means to legally prohibit |
| 29% | MINDMYOWNBUSINESS | 17 | Dear old dad the C.E.O. always told me to ___ |
| 29% | ABEL | 4 | The brother referred to in the biblical quote "Am I my brother's keeper?" |
| 29% | RECAP | 5 | What my wife always demands that I do after using the toothpaste |
| 29% | IMHO | 4 | "The way I see it," to texters |
| 29% | ARE | 3 | The Way I ___ (2007 Timbaland hit) |
| 28% | ABEL | 4 | Brother referred to in the biblical line "Am I my brother's keeper?" |
| 28% | IMHO | 4 | "The way I see it," to a texter |
| 28% | IMO | 3 | "The way I see it," to a texter |
| 28% | ALL | 3 | "I laughed ___ the way to the bank" |
| 28% | OWN | 3 | "I have to go my ___ way" |