| 100% | SLIPONS | 7 | They usually don't have laces |
| 55% | OPENBORDERS | 11 | They typically don’t have checkpoints |
| 54% | DHS | 3 | N.L. teams usually don't use them |
| 54% | MITTENS | 7 | They don't have fingers |
| 54% | BOORS | 5 | They don't have class |
| 54% | LOSERS | 6 | Ties don't have them |
| 53% | MUTTS | 5 | They don't have any breeding! |
| 53% | SUPPORTINGCASTS | 15 | They don't have starring roles |
| 52% | STAFF | 5 | "Cats don't have owners, they have ___" |
| 52% | ATMS | 4 | They don't usually produce change |
| 52% | NAMES | 5 | Stray animals don't have them |
| 52% | ULNAE | 5 | Robot arms don't have them |
| 52% | ADS | 3 | PBS shows don't have them |
| 51% | INDIEBAND | 9 | They don't have a major-label contract |
| 50% | EPEES | 5 | They don't have an edge at the Olympics |
| 50% | ULCERS | 6 | "I don't have _____, I give them": Harry Cohn |
| 50% | SYMPTOMS | 8 | Asymptomatic means you don't have them |
| 50% | CACTI | 5 | They usually have spines |
| 49% | ASTERS | 6 | They usually have yellow centers |
| 49% | DISCOS | 6 | They usually have big balls |
| 48% | TORTOISES | 9 | They bite but don't have teeth |
| 48% | RAKES | 5 | They have teeth but don't bite |
| 48% | SLEDS | 5 | They usually have two runners on |
| 47% | CDS | 3 | They usually have 700 MiB of space |
| 47% | LEGS | 4 | Millipedes don't actually have 1,000 of them, despite their name |
| 47% | GEARS | 5 | They have metal teeth but don't bite |
| 47% | FUELOILS | 8 | They usually have higher flash points than kerosene |
| 45% | CARDOORS | 8 | Nowadays they usually have power locks and windows |
| 45% | PIE | 3 | People sometimes don't save room for it at Thanksgiving, but they have it anyway |
| 44% | VANS | 4 | Contractors usually have them |